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Horses's Ass
A man is sitting in a bar far from home when Barack Obama comes on TV. The man looks at the TV and says, "Obama is a horse's ass." Out of nowhere, a local jumps up and punches him in the face, knocking the first guy off his bar stool, then stomps out.
He gets up, rubbing his cheek and orders another beer. Shortly after, Michelle Obama appears on the TV. He looks at the TV and says, "She
is a horse's ass too!"
Out of nowhere, another local punches him on the other side of the face, knocking him off his bar stool again.
He gets back up and looks at the bartender, "I take it this is
Obama country?"
"Nope." replies the bartender. "Horse country."
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Il
capello Edoardo Vianello (1961) Candy
Candy Sigla One
more night Phil Collins L'Ape
Maia in concerto Sigla (1980) In
ginocchio da te Gianni Morandi (1964) Acqua
azzurra acqua Chiara Lucio Battisti - 1969 Baby
can I hold you tonight Tracy Chapman C'č
da spostare una macchina Francesco Salvi - 1988 Sei
forte papa' Gianni Morandi - 1976 Champagne
Peppino di Capri - (1973) Ci
vuole orecchio Enzo Jannacci - 1980 Tutti
i brividi del mondo Anna Oxa - 1989 Carletto
Corrado e Simone Jurgens - 1982 Celeste
nostalgia Riccardo Cocciante Il
tuo bacio č come un rock Adriano Celentano
- 1959 Legata
a un granello di sabbia Nico Fidenco - 1968
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Barry took a girl out on her first date.
When they pulled off into a secluded area around midnight, the girl said, "My mother told me to say no to everything."
"Well," Barry said, "do you mind if I put my arm around you?" "No," the girl replied.
"Do you mind if I put my other hand on your leg?" "N-n-no," the girl replied.
"You know," Barry said, "We're going to have a lotta fun if you're on the level about this.
A man, new in town, goes to the best brothel in the city.
Choosing the best looking girl in the place, he retires to a
large and well-appointed suite, where he has some of the best
sex of his life. Satiated, the man asks the madam, "How much
do I owe you?"
The madam motions for him to put away his money. She then pulls
two hundred dollars out of a purse and gives it to him. She
fends off all his attempts for an explanation.
Naturally, the man returns the following evening. He gets the
same treatment, and is again given two hundred dollars.
The third night he does the same thing, but when he sees the
madam she asks him for three hundred dollars.
"Wait a minute," he says. "The first night you gave me two
hundred dollars. The second night you gave two hundred dollars.
Now you want me to pay you three hundred? Why?"
The madam smiles and says, "Tonight you weren't being filmed."
It's generally not a good idea meeting guys in a bar. It's
like going grocery shopping when you're hungry; you bring
home stuff you don't need.
George and Harriet decided to celebrate their 25th Wedding
Anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas. When they entered the
hotel/casino and registered, a sweet young woman dressed in a
very short skirt became very friendly. George brushed her off.
Harriet objected, "George, that young woman was nice, and you
were so rude."
"Harriet, she's a prostitute."
"I don't believe you. That sweet young thing?"
"Let's go up to our room and I'll prove it."
In their room, George called down to the desk and asked for
'Bambi' to come to room 1217.
"Now," he said, "you hide in the bathroom with the door open
just enough to hear us, OK?"
Soon, there was a knock on the door. George opened it and Bambi
walked in, swirling her hips provocatively.
George asked, "How much do you charge?"
"$125 basic rate, $100 tips for special services."
Even George was taken aback. "$125! I was thinking more in the
range of $25."
Bambi laughed derisively, "You must really be a hick if you
think you can buy sex for that price."
"Well," said George, "I guess we can't do business. Goodbye."
After she left, Harriet came out of the bathroom. She said, "I
just can't believe it!"
George said, "Let's forget it. We'll go have a drink, then eat
dinner."
At the bar, as they sipped their cocktails, Bambi came up behind
George, pointed slyly at Harriet, and said, "See what you get
for $25?"
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign for the YMCA? "Look, they spelled Macy's wrong!"
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck,
and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker and,
because of the grief they have experienced, he decides to grant
them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is.
"I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is
done.
The second one in line hears this and says, "I want to be gorgeous
too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes
on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy
in the line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this
guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off. Finally, God reaches
this guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The guy eventually calms down and says:"Make'em all ugly again".
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A beautiful girl is lying on a gurney, about to undergo a minor surgery. She is wheeled into the corridor by a nurse, then left alone.
While the nurse is away, a young man in a white coat approaches the girl, takes the sheets away and starts examining her naked body.
He walks away and talks to another guy in a white coat. The second man comes over and starts examining her.
When a third man begins to examine her body, the girl begins to grow impatient.
"All of this examining is great, you guys are really thorough," she says. "But when will I be having my operation?"
The first man shrugs his shoulders. "Beats me. We're just painting the hall."
A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting.
Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell if he is late or not. Then, he notices a patient similarly strolling about within the hospital fence.
Calling out to the patient, the man says, "Pardon me, sir, but do you have the time?"
The patient calls back, "One moment!" and throws himself upon the ground, pulling out a short stick as he does. He pushes the stick into the ground, and, pulling out a carpenter's level, assures himself that the stick is vertical.
With a compass, the patient locates north and with a steel ruler, measures the precise length of the shadow cast by the stick.
Withdrawing a slide rule from his pocket, the patient calculates rapidly, then swiftly packs up all his tools and turns back to the pedestrian, saying, "It is now precisely 3:29 pm, provided today is August 16th, which I believe it is."
The man can't help but be impressed by this demonstration, and sets his watch accordingly.
Before he leaves, he says to the patient, "That was really quite remarkable, but tell me, what do you do on a cloudy day, or at night, when the stick casts no shadow?" The patient holds up his wrist and says, "I suppose I'd just look at my watch."
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Halloween cakes!!
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