You might agree with some of these:
Every woman wants a husband who is handsome, understanding, rich, and
loving. But the law allows only one husband.
One woman's hobby is another woman's hubby.
The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices
of new car.
It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good
friends.
If you can't get a lawyer who knows the law, get one who knows the
judge.
A man owes his success to his first wife and he owes his second wife to
his success.
Love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats
me like toxic waste.
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
When a woman steals your Husband, there is no better revenge than to
let her keep him.
Marriage is like a cage; those outside are desperate to get in, and
those inside are desperate to get out.
Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with; only marry
someone that you cannot live without.
An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over.. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love, Papa
A few days later he r eceived a letter from his son.
Dear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. |