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BUBBA GETS A FLAT

Bubba had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the
road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in
front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back
in the car to wait. A passer by studied the scene as
he drove by and was so curious he turned around and
went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.

Bubba replied, "I have a flat tire."

The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"

Bubba responded, "When you break down they tell you
to put flares in the front and flares in the back.
Hey, it don't make no sense to me neither."

FOLLOW THIS SIMPLE ADVICE

By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace ...

The article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."

So I looked around the house to see all the things that I started and hadn't finished ... and before coming to work this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white, the Bailey's, Kahlua and Tia Maria, my Prozac, a couple of valium's, three cigars and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freakin good I feel!!

HOW YOU SUPPOSED TO ACT?

I had a minor medical problem so my doctor referred me
to a female urologist. I saw her last Friday. She is
absolutely gorgeous and unbelievably sexy. The first
thing she told me is that I have to stop masturbating.
When I asked her why, she said, "Because I'm trying to
examine you."

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John come home and caught his wife in the act of cheating on him. The couple didn't see or hear him come in, so he went back to the back of the house and returned with the family's 30-06 caliber hunting rifle.
"OK. asshole, just stay right where you are,"
Aiming the weapon at the man's balls, he said, "I'm gonna turn a bull into a steer.!"

"No no!" pleaded the man. "Not like this! C'mon, Man, give me a sporting chance ,'!"

"All right. I will. Put her legs up and go back to fucking her and set 'em to swinging..."