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It's A Wonder I Ever Get Anything Done At All:
Proceed With Caution
Left Brain of Kevin: Holy shit, I can’t believe I haven't updated my blog. I haven’t even written anything in there since, like holy SHIT, a WEEK... I must do that! I must write something NOW NOW NOW.
Right Brain of Kevin: Oh, hush, mister practical. You know you can’t force the creative process. Just calm down, and soon, we will hear the sweet song of the muse! She will give us our subject, and then she will take us by the hand, and lead us down a path lined with butterflies and ice cream cones.
Left Brain: ooookay. Except we don’t have hands.
Right Brain: I am speaking figuratively, Left Brain. You need to think outside of the box.
Left Brain: Or, you know, I could ignore your irritating box-talk, and just write something already. Which is what I am going to do. I am putting it on my to-do list right now. Right under ~ Finish Legal Stuff, ~ but before "Cut the grass, and spray dogs with something to make them smell less like dead squirrel."
Right Brain: But if you just write any old thing, then it will not be beautiful. We should not write now. I think we should sing a song, and then make brownies.
Left brain: Oh, for the love of GOD, man, this is a blog. After all this time, it doesn’t need to be beautiful; it just needs to be ‘not blank.’ That is really the only requirement for today: ‘Not blank.’
Right Brain: You know, when you say things like that, a fairy dies. She just falls down dead.
Left Brain: No fairies die.
Right Brain: FALLS DOWN DEAD SPLAT, Like that, Because of you.
Left Brain: Sigh. Oh, also, we should get some lunch. There’s a salad in the fridge.
Right Brain: TWINKIES.
Left Brain: And, that sandwich shop down the street has got some spec---
Right Brain: TWINKIES TWINKIES TWINKIES
Left Brain: JESUS CHRIST, FINE. We will HAVE TWINKIES for lunch.
Right Brain: (and potato chips.)
Left Brain: AND POTATO CHIPS. OKAY. THEN WE WORK.
Right Brain: Noooo, then we daydream.
Left Brain: We don’t have time to daydream. We have to write! Write write write.
Right Brain: Hey! Lefty! Did you see that thing on the news? About the Tyco guy throwing the party on the Greek Island ?
Left Brain: Yeah, and he is currently in prison thanks to things like the parties on that Greek Isle.
Right Brain: But, did you see the pictures? Where they served up all the models on big platters, as if they were a buffet of glistening female-entrees? And they were all, “Gorgeous Women!” “On plates!” I have been sort of intrigued by the idea ever since. Why doesn’t anyone ever bring me a woman on a plate? I’ve been good!
Left Brain: I? what in the world are you talking about?
Right Brain: Do you think Santa brings women on plates?
Left Brain: No. I don’t, Do I? And we have to write now. We should write about,
Right Brain: Women on plates, probably. And Santa.
Left Brain: NO. No, let’s write about how much work we’ve been doing since we joined the Misfitcafe---
Right Brain: Oh, snore. We are not going to bitch and moan about our workload. That is so, so boring, plus you do that all the time.
Left Brain: Well, all you’ve come up with is ‘Women on Plates’ and Twinkies and potato chips for lunch.
Right Brain: And Santa.
Left Brain: Yes. Exactly. Let us not forget Santa. You are making my point for me, and I thank you.
Right Brain: Hey, Stiffy! know what I really like? That song from the Neverending Story.
Left Brain: No, you don’t.
Right Brain: Oh, indeed I DO. And I shall start singing it right now, until you agree not to write about how busy you are.
Left Brain: Oh, please, please, don’t do that.
Right Brain: Close your eyes, tell me what you SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Left Brain: AIEEE
Right Brain: In, something, the something of your DREEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAMS’
Left Brain: JESUS HOLY CHRIST, will you PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP.
Right Brain: (humming).
Left Brain: Sweet, great. Awesome, now I’m singing it. WE HAVE THINGS TO DO.
Right Brain: No, you have things to do. I am going to come up with new names for Girl Scout Cookies.
Left Brain: Fantastic, Do it quietly.
Right Brain: ? Mintsalongs.
Left Brain: huh?.?
Right Brain: Mintsalongs ~ Samoafoils.
Left Brain: Please. Oh, please, I beg you... I have so much to do,
Right Brain: Thinadoodles.
Left Brain: Right. Great, that’s it. I am getting nothing done, plus I have gotten nothing done all day, and I am a person with, a blog to write’
Right Brain: Let’s write poetry about how boring you are.
Left Brain: Are you even LISTENING to me? LET’S WRITE in the BLOG.
Right Brain: Ooo! Let’s write a poem about how you live at the bottom of the ocean, but are still totally boring.
Left Brain: I’m not boring, I’m responsible! Someone has to be responsible!
Right Brain: Way down on the floor of the sea;
Covered with anemone;
Sat boring Left Brain,
Who’d loudly complain
That he had to complete his old blog.
Left Brain: That’s not fair!
Right Brain: Left Brain was so horribly bland, that all of the fish moved to land,
Left Brain: Shut up! I’m not bland!
Right Brain: Snooooore. Oh, hey! Look at that: you talk, and I immediately fall asleep. That’s amazing how that happens, considering that you are so fascinating and all.
Left Brain: I wonder if it is possible to plan a stroke. To plan a stroke that only affects the RIGHT SIDE OF ONE’S BRAIN.
Right Brain: Oh, let’s not fight. Let’s cuddle.
Left Brain: I don’t WANT to cuddle. I WANT to write this blog, and then I WANT to update the website, and then I WANT to get the GRASS CUT.
Right Brain: Or we could pet the dogs.
Left Brain: ? well, they do need a little petting.
Right Brain: And they are just sitting here, all smooshy.
Left Brain: They are smooshy. It is scientifically proven that they are smooshy. Okay, maybe a small break, for petting the smooshy.
Right Brain: That’s right, just. ew. Oh, ew. Dude, what’s that smell?
Left Brain: Oh, sweet Jesus. Listen, it’s BITS OF DEAD SQUIRREL.
Right Brain: What?! Why do the dogs smell like bits of dead squirrel?
Left Brain: Because a squirrel DIED, and then it somehow ended up in our YARD, and then the dogs FOUND it, and then they ROLLED AROUND IN IT, and NOW THEY SMELL LIKE A DEAD SQUIRREL. But apparently, you MISSED all of that, because you were too busy drawing RAINBOWS and CENTAURS with the face of MORGAN FUCKING FREEMAN, THAT IS WHY.
Right Brain: Well, why didn’t you, like, clean them, or something?
Left Brain: Why didn’t?? LOOK. LOOK AT THIS LIST. Right there, under cut the grass, it also says, spray dogs with something to make them smell less like dead squirrel parts."
Right Brain: Well, you should really get to that, you know?
Left Brain: I HATE YOU.
Right Brain: Do not. I sparkle!
Left Brain: (sob.)
Right Brain: Oh, come on, now! Come on, what do you want to do? Do you want to write in that blog? Will that make you happy?
Left Brain: No.
Right Brain: Do you want to draw some more pictures of Morgan Freeman as a centaur?
Left Brain: NO.
Right Brain: Okay, okay. Do you want to play solitaire?
Left Brain: I, well, sort of.
Right Brain: Well, okay! THERE WE GO, LITTLE CAMPER. You go play some solitaire, with all that logical, deductive reasoning of yours.
Left Brain: (sniff). Okay. What are you going to do?
Right Brain: Think about Cindy Crawford on a really big plate.
Left Brain: Is that all?
Right Brain: Well, I’ll also update the blog over at StumpySteve's MisfitsCafe. Okay?
Left Brain: But, you? Nobody will ever come back! If you write it, they’ll see the innermost workings of Kevin’s brain, and they’ll all run away, screaming.
Right Brain: Oh, shush. It’s better than blank, right?
Left Brain: I mean, yeah. Okay, you’re right. Just,
Right Brain: Yes?
Left Brain: Promise not to mention the squirrel.
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