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WHY WHY WHY
If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
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Can you cry under water?
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.
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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
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Why do toaste rs always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place
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You have to read this "Proud"
I have been wondering about why Whites
Are racists, and no other race is.....
Proud to be White
Michael Richards makes his point........
Michael Richards
Better known as Kramer
From TV's Seinfeld
Does make a good point.
This was his defense speech in court after making racial comments in his
Comedy act.
He makes some very
Interesting points...
Someone finally said it.. How
Many are actually paying
Attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans,
Asian Americans, Arab Americans, etc..
And then there are just Americans.
You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You call me 'White boy,'
'Cracker,' 'Honkey,' 'Whitey,' 'Caveman'
.. And that's OK.
But when I call you, Nigger, Kike,
Towel head, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink ..
You call me a racist.
You say that whites commit a
Lot of violence against you...
So why are the ghettos the
Most dangerous places to live?
You have the United Negro
College Fund. You have
Martin Luther King Day.
You have Black History Month.
You have Cesar Chavez Day.
You have Yom Hashoah.
You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi.
You have the NAACP. You have BET..
If we had WET
(White Entertainment Television),
We'd be racists.
If we had a White Pride Day,
You would call us racists.
If we had White History Month,
We'd be racists.
If we had any organization for
Only whites to 'advance' OUR
Lives, we'd be racists.
We have a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, a Black Chamber of Commerce, and then
We just have the plain
Chamber of Commerce.
Wonder who pays for that??
A white woman could not be in the
Miss Black American pageant, but any
Color can be in the
Miss America pageant.
If we had a college fund that only
Gave white students scholarships...
You know we'd be racists.
There are over 60 openly proclaimed
Black Colleges in the U.S.
Yet if there were 'White colleges',
That would be a racist college.
In the Million Man March, you believed
That you were marching for your race and rights. If we marched for our race and
Rights, you would call us racists
You are proud to be black, brown, yellow
And orange, and you're not afraid to
Announce it. But when we announce our
White pride, you call us racists..
You rob us, carjack us, and shoot at us
But, when a white police officer shoots a
Black gang member or beats up a black
Drug dealer running from the law
And posing a threat to society,
You call him a racist.
I am proud...
But you call me a racist.
Why is it that only whites
Can be racists??
There is nothing improper
About this e-mail..
Let's see which of you are proud enough
To send it on. I sadly don't think many will. That's why we have LOST most of
OUR RIGHTS in this country.
We won't stand up for ourselves!
BE PROUD TO BE WHITE!
It's not a crime YET.. But getting very close!
It is estimated that ONLY 5%
Of those reaching this point in
This e-mail, will pass it on.
I am proud to certainly pass it on!
Have a safe and happy day.
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