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Old Indian joke. A particularly ugly, crusty, old drunk Indian comes into the bar,
goes up to the most beautiful woman sitting in the bar,
and says, you got any Indian in yuh?
The woman is all indignant, and says hell no, I don't have any Indian in me.
Do I look like I have any Indian in me??
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Redneck Love Poem
Collards is green,
My dog's name is Blue
And I'm so lucky
To have a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like cornsilk
A-flapping in the breeze.
Softer than Blue's
And without all them fleas.
You move like the bass,
Which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales
But I luv you anyway.
Yo're as satisfy'n as okry
Jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff"
Right out of the can.
You have some'a yore teeth,
For which I am proud;
I hold my head high
When we're in a crowd.
On special occasions,
When you shave under yore arms,
Well, I'm in hawg heaven,
And awed by yore charms.
Still them fellers at work,
They all want to know,
What I did to deserve
Such a purdy, young doe.
Like a good roll of duct tape
Yo're there fer yore man,
To patch up life's troubles
And fix what you can.
Yo're as cute as a junebug
A-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants
I found in my bed.
Cut from the best cloth
Like a plaid flannel shirt,
You spark up my life
More than a fresh load of dirt.
When you hold me real tight
Like a padded gunrack,
My life is complete;
Ain't nuttin' I lack.
Yore complexion, it's perfection,
Like the best vinyl sidin'.
Despite all the years,
Yore age, it keeps hidin'.
Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie
With a RC cold drank,
We go together
Like a skunk goes with stank.
Some men, they buy chocolate
For Valentine's Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart,
It's romantic that way.
Some men git roses
On that special day
From the cooler at Kroger.
That's impressive," I say.
Some men buy fine diamonds
From a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever,"
They explain, suave and couth.
But for this man, honey,
These won't do.
Cause yore too special,
You sweet thang you.
I got you a gift,
Without taste nor odor,
More useful than diamonds......
IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!!
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In our groups
(japanese, chinese, korean, etc):
ai hiyoshi - ai kurosawa - aika miura - aiko tanaka - aiko yano - akari yamazaki - akino keiko - akira fubuki - akira watase - ami ayukawa - amy yip - an qi yu - anna ohura - anna song - anna umemiya - ari ando - ariga miho - asaoka mirei - asuka sawaguchi - aya otosaki - ayami sakurai - azumi kawashima - bauku eichi - chiasa aonuma - chie yokoyama - chiharu komatsu - chisa aizawa - cristy thom - diana lee - eri kimura - fuhka sakura - grace yang - haa chiaki - haruki mizuno - hayama reiko - hayami mai - hiromi anzai - hitomi hayasaka - hitomi shiraishi - hsu chi - inoue naoko - julie cheng - kaori nakatani - kat kyoko - kawakami maiko - kazuichi akutsu - kusanagi - loretta lee - madoka ozawa - maki eguchi - mariko morimoto - miho saito - mika tanaka - minami sakajo - minori aoi - miura ayane - morena corwin - natsuko tohno - noriko hamada - ono saori - reon kadena - sakagami kaori - shinobu hosokawa - shiratori cheiko - sora aoi - takagi maria - takeda kumiko - vivian hsu - ya miyo - youki matsuda - yua aida - yuki hitomi - yumiko itaya - yuuri saotome |
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Famous
People Painting
Discussing the Divine Comedy with Dante
Painting with Wikipedia Links & Mouse Over Tagging
Chinese Artists Dai Dudu, Li Tiezi, and Zhang An, 2006,
oil on canvas
Check out this painting with lot's of famous people on it. It is pretty wide, so you may have to scroll right to see the rest of it. Hold your cursor over the different heads, and it will show their name. Left click on the head and a pop up will show and tell you a little about them. |
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"GIRLS"How To Interpret Your Own Personal
Smiley (pic)
Scirentology
Twin turbo
Cristina Del Basso: "Dopo il calendario non posso
più uscire di casa!"
Gli Illuminati si incontrano questa settimana
Funny pictures
Wild Rides!!!!!!!!
WinZip 12.4 pro
THE AFRICAN WONDER BRA
World's Largest Spitting Cobra
Bathing suit contest, 1922
How to Unfold the Flag
Proíbida para cardíacos
Click here to see beautiful pictures from Rome
Beautiful Photos Collection
Yes, I know you're smiling.............
LIFE IS
Rassegna Stampa del 30/07/2009
You might not know who Elisabetta Gregoraci is, but
it’s not hard to see by what’s written on her
bikini, that she’s a money hungry whore.
FOR
A PEARLY WHITE SMILE
MANLY BBQ
Realistic Commercial Most of you will never see...
Democrazia: capovolgere prima dell'uso
Belin nemmeno piu’ la pizza si puo’ mangiare sereni!
Animated Photos
Cool monkeys
Visions Italy - The Grand Canal of Venice, Italy The
Dolomites, Alps, Italy Lake Garda, Malcesine, Italy
Dining Alfresco, Venice, Italy Colors of Venice, Italy
Castel Sant'Angelo and Bridge, Rome, Italy Burano,
Venice, Italy Bergamo, Lombardy, Italy
[MOVIE] Top Gun (1986) DvdRip
Convert it to an ISO image file, then burn it. Or, buy a
new DVD player. They all play CDR any more.
Funnies
Tuesday's Bitch Humor
JOE - MY innocence Thunderbeat - One heart - Native
American music
Ashampoo Burning Studio 2009
WHITE HOUSE CONTROLS GOOGLE ,YAHOO, ETC.
I JUST TESTED IT
We Stare Because We Care
HIROSHIMA 64 YEARS LATER
Cosa c'è di strano?? Guardate lo specchio sulla
sinistra
«Niente più cittadinanza con le nozze»
Chi non beve con me.
MIDI
& KARAOKE
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Once you watch this 3 minute movie, it'll be hard to
forget! Don't forget to pay it forward........
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