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A man goes into an adult entertainment shop and asks the assistant for 
an inflatable doll. "Would you like male or female?" "Female, please." 
"Would you like Black or White?" "White, please." "Would you like 
Christian or Muslim?" This question confused the man and he replied, 
"What does the religion have to do with it? It's an inflatable doll!"? 
"Well," explained the assistant, "The Muslim one blows itself up!"

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A wife shows her husband a silk handkerchief and asks him, "Doesn't 
this belong to your secretary?" "Where did you find that?" he 
stutters. "I didn't," she answers. "The mailman found it on your night- 
stand."

Professional golfers make lousy lovers. Four strokes, and they're on 
to the next hole.

I got married," said the first tavern regular, "so that I could get 
laid 3 or 4 times a week." The other regular replied, "that's strange; 
cuz that's the reason why I got divorced!"

The difference between a dog and a dick is a dog stops coming after 
you beat it.

Jasmine went to Melva's place to tell her about a horrible experience 
she had the previous night with this guy she took home. "Well, what 
happened when you got there?" asked Melva. "After we had some real 
freaky sex, the son-of-a-bitch called me a slut!" Somewhat shocked, 
Melva asked, "What did you do then?" "I told him to get the hell out 
of my bedroom, and to take his five biker friends with him!"

On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere." Written 
just below it: "I do not."

A woman walks into a bar and orders two shots. She downs the first 
one. “This is for the shame,” and then the second one, "This is for 
the glory." She then orders two more shots. She drinks the first one. 
"This is for the shame," and then the second one, "This is for the 
glory." She is about to order two more shots when the bartender stops 
her. "Ma'am, I was just wondering, what's this about shame and glory?" 
"Well," she replies, "I like to do my housework naked. But when I bent 
over to pick something up, my Great Dane mounted me from behind." 
"That must be the shame," the bartender said. "No, that was the glory. 
The shame is when we got knotted together and he dragged me around the 
front yard for forty minutes."

He said, "Let's go out and have some fun tonight." She said, "Okay, 
but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on."

Gary, a traveling salesman once got caught up in a blizzard and got 
shelter with a farmer who had three daughters. The farmer called him 
aside and told him, "Young man, I have three daughters, so stay in 
your room the whole night and no tricks, be warned." In the morning, 
Gary, the salesman came down and the farmer asked him, "How was your 
night, young man?" "Oh! Slept like a rabbit. Thanks for your 
hospitality; I will never forget it." The farmer felt very happy and 
at the bar that night mentioned this fact to his close friend. He was 
boasting what a good father he had been by keeping his daughters away 
from trouble. His friend laughed aloud and said, "You fool! A rabbit 
does not sleep at night. It goes from hole to hole the whole night!"

Women prefer 77 to 69 because they get eight more.

3 old guys are sitting on a porch in Miami. Suddenly the first sighs 
and says, "Gentlemen, isn't life horrible. Here I am at an age that I 
can afford the best steaks and what? Bad teeth and gums. I have to eat 
ground or soft foods." The second answers, "Yeah, life is a real 
bummer. Why here I am at an age where I can buy the finest wines, 
champagne but what? Ulcers, I have to drink milk." The third sighs 
loudly and adds, "Gentlemen, I know exactly what you mean. Last night 
at 2 am I nudged my wife and asked her if she's interested. She 
screams at me, "What is wrong with you dear? We just got finished 
doing it for the second time tonight!" After a long pause the first 
man says, "So what is your problem?" The third one grunts and says, 
"Can't you see? My memory is going.

Confucius Says, "Woman with cold hands have fire under skirt."

Bill meets Doug at the bar after work. Doug is really upset. "What's 
wrong pal?" Bill asked. "You look really down." "I am. My wife said 
she wants to have sex in the back seat of the car," Doug replied. "So 
what's wrong with that?" Bill asked, seeming somewhat confused. 
"Well," Doug sighs, "She said she wants me driving when she has sex in 
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