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Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel " pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land".
Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt (FDR) said, " Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel; this is the promised land".
Now Obama has stolen your shovel , taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land.
God help us.
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PERFECT STRESS DIET
This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds during the day.
Breakfast
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
1 cup skim milk
Lunch
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
1 cup spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey's kiss
Afternoon Tea
The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips
Dinner
4 glasses of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza
3 Snickers Bars
Late Night Snack
3 more glasses or wine (red or white)
1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)
Remember: Stressed spelled backward is desserts.
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| Dogging - (Amomaxia - sex in a parked car.) An English term for a sport where people watch couples having sex in parked cars. The couples in the cars perform for those who gather around outside their car. |
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An Italian guy is out picking up chicks in Roma. While at his favorite bar, he manages to attract one rather attractive looking blonde.
So they're back at his place, and sure enough, they go at it. After a long while... He climaxes loudly.
Then he rolls over, lights up a cigarette and asks her, "So.... you finish?" After a slight pause she replies, "No."
Surprised, but pleasantly, he puts out his cigarette, rolls back on top of her, and has his way with her again, this time lasting even longer than the first... and this time completing the deed with even louder shouts. Again he rolls over, lights a cigarette, and asks, "So.... you finish?" And again, after a short pause, she simply says "No."
Stunned, but still acting reflexively on his macho pride, he once again puts out the cigarette, and mounts his companion du jour. This time, with all the strength he could muster up, he barely manages to end the task, but he does, after quite some time and energy is spent.
Barely able to roll over, he reaches for his cigarette ... lights it again, and then asks tiredly, "So... you finish?" "No. I'm Swedish."
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."
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