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ADULT PUNS 08-06-09
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ADULT PUNS 08-06-09
What do blondes and the Bermuda triangle have in common?
They've both
swallowed a lot of semen.
Given the opportunity, WOULD YOU!!!!
A guy was on his first date with a notoriously loose
girl. She was
immediately receptive to his foreplay after they parked.
The petting
went on and he put his hand in her panties. She seemed
to be enjoying
it, but suddenly objected, "Ouch! Your ring is
hurting me!" "That's no
ring. That's my watch!
If she wants to do it French, Russian or Greek, it
doesn't mean you
have to go to Berlitz and learn the language.
It has been determined that having sex before
participating in
athletic activity, such as a marathon race, does not
impair the
athlete's abilities. In fact, men have known and
displayed this
behavior for centuries. After sex, they glance at their
watches and
say, "Oops, gotta run!"
Camouflage condoms: So they won't see you coming.
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they
haven't seen
each other since graduation. They begin to talk and
bring each other
up to date. The conversation covers their husbands,
their children,
homes, etc., and finally gets around to their sex lives.
Sue says
"It's OK. We get it on every week or so but it's no
big adventure,
how's yours?" Sally replies "It's just great,
ever since we got into
S&M." Sue is aghast. "Really Sally, I
never would have guessed that
you would go for that." "Oh, sure," says
Sally, "He snores while I
masturbate."
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three
kids in tow and
asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo
and a blow job?"
A young virgin marries a Greek man and before the
wedding her father
tells her that, being Greek, her husband may ask her to
turn the other
way in bed one day, but that she doesn't have to do it
if she doesn't
want to. Sure enough, after a couple of months, her
husband asks her
to turn over and she says, "No, my father said I
don't have to do
this." Her husband says "OK, that's fine by
me, but I thought you
wanted children."
Why did God create man? Because a vibrator can't mow the
lawn.
An old woman was taken to a gynecologist for the very
first time, and
of course the gynecologist was a very young and handsome
fellow. The
doctor was very thorough in his examination, and of
course the old
woman was quite embarrassed throughout the whole
examination. Finally,
the exam was over and the doctor told her to get dressed
and come in
to his office to talk about his findings. The old woman
listened
intently as the doctor gave her the results. She then
said she really
only had one question for him. The doctor said, "What
is the question
you have?" "Tell me young man, does your
mother know how you make a
living?"
A girl can tell when her date suffers from premature
ejaculation when
he comes walking in the door.
The police department received a call at 1 a. m. from a
professor at
the local university who reported a break-in. "The
man was a huge
brute," the professor reported. "He ripped the
covers off the bed and
found me sleeping naked. He looked at me in the most
vile possibly way
and then he exposed this incredibly large penis."
"That's not the
worst part. He made me put that disgusting thing in my
mouth, then he
turned me over and shoved it up my ass until I felt like
I would split
in two. We'll send a squad over right away to look for
him, the
officer said. Oh, you don't have to do that, the
professor said, he's
in the shower now. Why don't you just come over and pick
him up in the
morning."
Confucius Says, "Good sex can correct poor posture,
or at least make
it stand up straight."
Mrs. Speidell, who was a little on the chubby side, was
at her weight-
watchers meeting. "My husband insists I come to
these meetings because
he would rather screw a woman with a trim figure."
she lamented to the
woman next to her. "Well," the lady replied,
"what's wrong with that?"
"He likes to do it while I'm stuck at these damn
meetings."
Bridge Players do it a rubber at a time.
Now me go nite nite
A small boy woke up three nights in a row when he heard
a thumping
sound coming from his parents' bedroom. Finally, one
morning he went
to his mother and said, "Mommy, every night I hear
you and Daddy
making noise, and when I look in, you're bouncing up and
down on him."
His mother replied, "Oh, well, I'm bouncing on
Daddy's stomach because
he's fat, and that helps him get thin again."
"That won't work," said
the boy. "Why not?" asked his mother. The boy
replied, "Because the
lady next door comes over after you leave each day and
blows him up
again!"
The supervisor was confused about paying a bill, so he
asked his
secretary for some mathematical help. "If I were to
give you $20,000,
minus 14%, how much would you take off?" he asked
her. The secretary
replied, "Everything but my earrings."
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PUNS OF THE DAY 08-06-09
PUNS
At the dieting clinic one day,
The director announced with dismay,
"It's unfortunate that
We are forced to cut fat.
We must downsize the staff, sad to say."
(Kirk Miller)
It was reported in today's news that some frosty orange
drinks were
stolen. The police suspect it is the work of a Julius
seizer.
A very tired nurse walks into a bank, Totally exhausted
after an 18-
hour shift. Preparing to write a check, She pulls a
rectal thermometer
out of her purse And tries to write with it. When she
realizes her
mistake, She looks at the flabbergasted teller And
without missing a
beat, she says: 'Well, that's great, that's just great.
Some asshole's
got my pen!'
Those who do not want to be counted have taken leave of
their census.
A certain band director was standing outside on a metal
ladder during
a concert, when a thunderstorm broke out.
Amazingly, he wasn't hit by
lightning, but the music was awful - it seems he just
wasn't a good
conductor.
A very rich man kept a pair of lions to guard his
property. Each of
them took turns being on duty. one night, a group of
midgets tried to
rob him but the lion on patrol caught them and ate them.
When the
police arrived, the sergeant asked sceptically, "Well,
so where is
this group of midgets you say broke in?" The rich
man pointed proudly
to his guardians and said, "It's all in the lion of
duty." (John S.
Crosbie)
If you get sick at the airport it could be a terminal
illness
Our five-year-old son Mark couldn't wait to tell his
father about the
movie we had watched on television, "20,000 Leagues
Under the Sea."
The scenes with the submarine and the giant octopus had
kept him wide-
eyed. In the middle of the telling, my husb and
interrupted Mark,
"What caused the submarine to sink?" With a
look of incredulity Mark
replied, "Dad, it was the 20,000 leaks!!"
OTHER HUMOR
A young man who worked for my husband at his contracting
business came
in one day, devastated because he and his girlfriend had
broken up.
"Isn't this the fourth or fifth time you two have
split up?" my
husband asked. "Yeah," replied the young man.
"But this is only the
second time for good."
"My hand is worthless," Tom said in passing.
Just about all my life I belonged to the Reformed
Lutheran Church.
When I married my wife, I converted to her church. In
order to do so,
I had to attend classes. At the first
session, the minister
conducting the class said, "What must we do before
we can expect
forgiveness from God?" I replied, perhaps too
quickly, "Sin?"
Do I look that shady? I just got a GPS for my car, and
my first trip
with it was to a drugstore. Since the manual said not to
leave it in
the car unattended, I brought it with me into the store.
While there,
the GPS came alive, and a voice stated, "Lost
satellite contact." I
wasn't embarrassed until a woman turned to me and said,
"Your ankle
bracelet monitor is talking to you."
Rectum: I had two Cadillacs, but my wife RECTUM both.
A second grader came home from school and said to her
mother, "Mom,
guess what? We learned how to make babies today."
The mother, more
than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. "That's
interesting,"
she said, "how do you make babies?" "It's
simple," replied the girl.
"You just change the 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'."
"William was green with envy," Tom said
billiously
The highway patrolman stopped a speeding car and
noticing the
motorist's inebriated condition, delivered a stern
lecture on the
dangers of drunken driving. "Do you realize that
you were going over
seventy miles an hour?" the officer demanded.
"I know," the driver
explained. "But the speed limit here is FORTY miles
per hour!"
continued the officer. "I know. I'm trying to get
home before I have
an accident"
An elderly couple were in church. The wife leaned over
and whispered
to her husband, "I just let out a long silent fart...
what should I
do?" The husband replied, "Replace the
batteries in your hearing aid."
My dentist was telling me how much he had wanted to
become a classical
pianist. "If only my parents hadn't discouraged
me," he moaned. "Don't
feel bad," I respinded as the doctor worked on my
teeth. "There's more
than one way to tickle the ivories."
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