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Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.
He looked up and said weakly: 'I have something I must confess.'
'There's no need to, 'his wife replied.
'No,' he insisted, 'I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!'
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Inviare immagini con la funzione di riduzione
La risposta sul sito Microsoft. Basta eseguire la seguente procedura: "fare clic su Start, scegliere Esegui, quindi digitare REGSVR32 SHIMGVW.DLL (attenzione allo spazio tra il numero 2 e la lettera S). Fare clic su OK. Dovrebbe essere visualizzata una finestra di dialogo con il seguente messaggio: "DllRegisterServer in SHIMGVW.DLL riuscito"". Ora finalmente funziona |
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GUCCI- the official page
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Famous
People Painting
Discussing the Divine Comedy with Dante
Painting with Wikipedia Links & Mouse Over Tagging
Chinese Artists Dai Dudu, Li Tiezi, and Zhang An, 2006,
oil on canvas
Check out this painting with lot's of famous people on it. It is pretty wide, so you may have to scroll right to see the rest of it. Hold your cursor over the different heads, and it will show their name. Left click on the head and a pop up will show and tell you a little about them. |
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Realistic Commercial Most of you will never see...
Democrazia: capovolgere prima dell'uso
Belin nemmeno piu’ la pizza si puo’ mangiare sereni!
Animated Photos
Cool monkeys
Visions Italy - The Grand Canal of Venice, Italy The
Dolomites, Alps, Italy Lake Garda, Malcesine, Italy
Dining Alfresco, Venice, Italy Colors of Venice, Italy
Castel Sant'Angelo and Bridge, Rome, Italy Burano,
Venice, Italy Bergamo, Lombardy, Italy
[MOVIE] Top Gun (1986) DvdRip
Convert it to an ISO image file, then burn it. Or, buy a
new DVD player. They all play CDR any more.
Funnies
Tuesday's Bitch Humor
JOE - MY innocence Thunderbeat - One heart - Native
American music
Ashampoo Burning Studio 2009
WHITE HOUSE CONTROLS GOOGLE ,YAHOO, ETC.
I JUST TESTED IT
We Stare Because We Care
HIROSHIMA 64 YEARS LATER
Cosa c'è di strano?? Guardate lo specchio sulla
sinistra
«Niente più cittadinanza con le nozze»
Chi non beve con me.
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The difference between good and great is...
Here's a warning:
Once you watch this 3 minute movie, it'll be hard to
forget! Don't forget to pay it forward........
Just click on this link to watch. Click
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Another brillant COWBOY
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still
snow-choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter.
As one cowboy's horse went around the narrow trail, it came
upon a rattlesnake warming itself in the spring sunshine.
The horse reared and the cowboy drew his six-gun to shoot the snake.
"Hold on there, partner," said the snake, "don't shoot - I'm an
enchanted rattlesnake, and if you don't shoot me, I'll give you
any three wishes you want." The cowboy decided to take a chance.
He knew he was safely out of the snake's striking range. He said,
"OK, first, I'd like to have a face like Clark Gable, then, I'd
like a body like Arnold Schwarzenegger, and finally, I'd like
sexual equipment like this horse I'm, riding."
The rattlesnake said, "All right, when you get back to the bunk
house you'll have all three wishes."
The cowboy turned his horse around and galloped at full speed
all the way to the bunk house. He dismounted on the run and went
straight inside to the mirror. Staring back at him in the mirror
was the face of Clark Gable. He ripped the shirt off his back and
revealed bulging, rippling muscles, just like Arnold Schwarzenegger's.
Really excited now, he tore down his jeans, looked at his crotch and
shouted, "My God, I forgot I was riding the Mare!"
Wish mine was that long.....
I found our Island....
Beginning around 1500..
Manure:
In the 16th and 17th centuries, large quantities had to be transported by ship; it was before commercial fertilizer's invention, so large shipments of manure were common.
It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by-product is methane gas.
As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen.
Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern ..... BOOOOM!!!!!
Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined just what was happening.
After that,the bundles of manure were always stamped with the term
'Ship High In Transit' on them, which meant for the sailors to stow it high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane.
Thus evolved the term 'S.H.I.T' (Ship High In Transit) which has come down through the centuries and is in use to this very day.
You probably didn't know the true history of this word.
Neither did I.
Don't walk on it....
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