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ADULT PUNS 08-04-09
There was a young man named Ringer,
Who was seducing a beautiful singer.
He said with a grin,
"I've now rammed it in!"
She said, "You mean that isn't your finger?"
An old and favoured servant of two maiden ladies had
been frequently
reprimanded by them for his free behaviour with the
female servants.
Caught one day in 'flagrante delicto,' he was summoned
to their
presence, and while the girl was sacked, he was told
that if he did
not do better and turn over a new leaf, much as they
valued him--his
next escapade would be his last. He promised amendment
and matters
went on very well for a time. One evening, he was not to
be found when
wanted, and, on a search being made, was discovered in
the beer-
celler, buggering the page boy. "How now," he
was asked, "is this your
amendment? You promised to turn over a new leaf."
"So I have" said he,
"only I have begun at the 'bottom of the
page!'"
I wonder if the person who invented the vibrator
was moved to act by
ghostly voices chanting, "If you build it,
they will come." (Brad
Simanek)
A little old lady's phone rings late one night and she
answers it,
"Hello." A deep voice on the other end says,
"I know you. You'd like
me to push you down on the bed and rip all your clothes
off, lick your
body all over and make rough love to you all night
long." The old lady
looks at the phone blushing in amazement and replies,
"You can tell
all this from a single Hello?"
Confucius says ... He who walk through airport door
sideways going to
Bangkok.
"I should be in charge" said the blood, "because
I circulate oxygen
all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge"
said the stomach," because I process food and give
all of you energy."
"I should be in charge" said the legs,"
because I carry the body
wherever it needs to go." "I should be in
charge" said the eyes,"
because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in
charge" said the rectum," because I'm
responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and
insulted him, so in
a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain
had a
terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got
wobbly, the
eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all
decided that the
rectum should be the boss. The Moral of the story? The
"ASSHOLE" is
usually in charge!
Building Inspectors do it under the table
An old farmer is having trouble getting his bull to
breed with the
cows and was lamenting the fact to a few of his friends
down at the
local beer hall. One of them said, "Ya know, Ben, I
used to have the
same trouble with my bull, but I got it fixed really
quick." "How did
you get it fixed?" asked Ben. "Well I just
dipped my finger in the
cow's vagina and rubbed it all over the bull's nose and
he got right
after her." Ben went home to the farm and decided
to try it. He
grabbed a cow, dipped his fingers in the cow's vagina
and rubbed it
all around the bull's nose. The bull got a rip roaring
boner and
immediately jumped on the cow. Ben was impressed. That
night, he got
into bed with his wife and can't get the effect on the
bull out of his
mind. As she lay sleeping, Ben dips his fingers into his
wife's vagina
and feeling that it was nice and wet, rubbed it all
around his nose
and got a rip roaring hard on. He quickly shook his wife
awake and
cried out, "Honey, look!" She rolled over,
turned on the light and
said, "You mean you woke me up in the middle of the
night just to show
me that you have a nosebleed?"
Self-Deception: Faking an organism during masturbation.
A travelling salesman was just about to check in at a
hotel when he
noticed a very attractive woman giving him the eye. He
casually walked
over to her and spoke to her as though he had known her
all his life.
A few minutes later, they both walked back to the desk
and registered
as Mr. and Mrs. After a three day stay, he returned to
the desk and
advised the clerk that he was checking out. The clerk
then presented
him with a bill in the amount of $1800. "There must
be some mistake
here," the man protested. "I've only been here
for three days." "Yes,
sir," the clerk replied, "but your wife has
been here for a month!"
Two Dallas women opened a marina. They ran the best
little oarhouse in
Texas. (Richard Lederer)
Two buddies were having a few before they went home and
the
conversation turned to their wives. One said to the
other, "I find my
wife entertaining. " "Gee... that's great."
replied his drinking
buddy. "Wish I could say that." "Yeah?
Well... you wouldn't think it
was so great if you found her entertaining some guy
every damn time
you went in the door."
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(Is this Street Legal?) Catwalk Lingerie Extreme 17
http://www.desimails.com/watch-video/sZIoc9qDBks/VictoriasSecret/
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"Unbelievable
Video : RED CRABS ISLAND"
Awesome
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Christmas Island is an Australian-owned
territory, yet it lies closer to the
Indonesian island of Java. Chri stmas Island
is internationally famous for the spectacular
annual migration of sixty million red land
crabs, from the forest to the ocean to mate
and spawn.
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