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A man returns home from work and enters through the kitchen
door. He sees his wife on her hands and knees scrubbing the
floor. She only has an apron on, so the husband gets a big
hard on and starts humping his wife doggy style.
When he is through he pulls out and at the same time hits her
real hard upside her head.
"What was that?" the wife screamed "Here I am being so nice
to you, and letting you really enjoy yourself. What did you
hit me for??"
The husband looks at her and angrily says "For not looking
back to see who it was!"
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My Penis Is Orange
A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, you've got to help me.
My penis is orange."
The doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so he
can check. Damned if the guy's penis isn't orange. Doc tells the guy,
"This is very strange. Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot
of stress in a person's life."
Probing as to the causes of possible stress, the doc asks the guy,
"How are things going at work?"
The guy responds that he was fired about six weeks ago. The doctor
tells him that this must be the cause of the stress. The guy
responds, "No. The boss was a real asshole, I had to work 20-30 hours
of overtime every week and I had no say in anything that was happening.
I found a new job a couple of weeks ago where I can set my own hours,
I'm getting paid double what I got on the old job and the boss is a
really great guy."
So the doc figures this isn't the reason. He asks the guy, "How's
your home life?" The guy says, "Well, I got divorced about eight
months ago."
The doc figures that this has got to be the reason for all of the guys
stress.
But the guy says, "No. For years, all I listened to was nag, nag,
nag. God, am I glad to be rid of that old bitch!"
So the doc takes a few minutes to think a little longer. He inquires,
"Do you have any hobbies or a social life?"
The guy replies, "No, not really. Most nights I just sit at home,
watch some porno flicks and munch on Cheetos!!!"
The Nine Important Men In A Woman's Life....
1. THE DOCTOR: because he says, "Take your clothes off."
2. THE DENTIST: because he says, "Open wide."
3. THE HAIRDRESSER: because he says,"Do you want it teased or blown?".
4. THE MILKMAN: because he says, "Do you want it in the front or
the back?"
5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR: because he says, "Once it's in, you'll
love it!"
6. THE STOCK BROKER: because he says, "It will rise right up,
fluctuate for a while, and then slowly fall back again."
7. THE BANKER: because he says,
"If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest.
8. THE HUNTER: (our favorite) because he goes deep in the bush,
shoots twice, and always eats what he shoots.
9. THE TELEPHONE GUY: because he says,
"Would you like it on the table or up against the wall?
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