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Inviare immagini con la funzione di riduzione
La risposta sul sito Microsoft. Basta eseguire la seguente procedura: "fare clic su Start, scegliere Esegui, quindi digitare REGSVR32 SHIMGVW.DLL (attenzione allo spazio tra il numero 2 e la lettera S). Fare clic su OK. Dovrebbe essere visualizzata una finestra di dialogo con il seguente messaggio: "DllRegisterServer in SHIMGVW.DLL riuscito"". Ora finalmente funziona |
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http://wowmails.com/
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WHITE HOUSE CONTROLS GOOGLE ,YAHOO, ETC. I JUST TESTED IT
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WHITE HOUSE CONTROLS GOOGLE ,YAHOO, ETC. I JUST TESTED IT
The government has crossed the line now.
Apparently the White House two days ago made Google, Yahoo, and Bing stop running World Net Daily articles on Obama's eligibility. I've read dozens of WND articles on the subject. Where are they? Try it yourself. Type in "Obama Birth Certificate." Nothing from World Net Daily comes up.
This is Micheal Savage interviewing the editor of World Net Daily Joseph Farrah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecYPXTzyaQc&feature=related
And just for fun: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuE2zsGtcis&NR=1
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Put Downs
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name!!"
Woman: "That's in the phone book too.
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."
Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy"
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."
Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"
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