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Al popolo non far sapere quante volte lo ha preso nel
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Good dog
Notice the suspect behind the car, firing a gun - you
see the smoke from the muzzle,
and a split second later -
the Shepherd Police Dog leaps across the roof of the
auto, clamps onto the suspect, and brings him down so
quickly - you'll watch it several times to really
appreciate the valor of this dog.
This police dog is so fast, you have to watch this a few
times to appreciate it. Go dog, go!!
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Mexican computer Virus!!!
BUENOS DIAS!!
JOU HAVE JUS RECEIB A MEHICAN BIRUS!!!!!
SEENCE WE NOT SO TECHNOLOHICALLY ADBANCED IN MEHICO, DIS
IS A MANUAL BIRUS.
PLEASE DELETE ALL THE FILES ON JOUR HARD DRIVE JOURSELF
AND SEND THIS E-MAIL TO EBERIEHWONE JOU KNOW.
TAN JOU POR ELPING ME.
JULIO MANUEL JOSE RODRIGUEZ GARCIA DE LA CRUZ INFANTE S
ALGADO FERNANDEZ,
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Programs
Key Technologies:
• Antivirus
• Spyware protection
• Two-way firewall
• Identity protection
• Antiphishing
• Network monitoring
• Bot protection
• Rootkit detection
• Browser protection
• Internet worm protection
• Intrusion prevention
• OS and application protection
• Web site authentication
• Pulse updates
• Norton™ Insight
• SONAR™ behavioral protection
• Antispam
• Parental Controls & confidential information
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| Look Mom - we found a big worm! |
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Inviare immagini con la funzione di riduzione
La risposta sul sito Microsoft. Basta eseguire la seguente procedura: "fare clic su Start, scegliere Esegui, quindi digitare REGSVR32 SHIMGVW.DLL (attenzione allo spazio tra il numero 2 e la lettera S). Fare clic su OK. Dovrebbe essere visualizzata una finestra di dialogo con il seguente messaggio: "DllRegisterServer in SHIMGVW.DLL riuscito"". Ora finalmente funziona |
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A PRAYER FOR THE STRESSED
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1957 vs. 2009 we have come a long way
SCHOOL 1957 vs. 2009
Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2009 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2009 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.
Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
1957 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2009 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.
Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2009 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.
Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school .
1957 - Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.
2009 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.
Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
2009 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.
Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
1957 - Ants die.
2009 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2009 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
A little ass for my friends XXX
A guy's worst nightmare
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A PRAYER FOR THE STRESSED
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the ass I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work...
12% on Monday,
23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday,
20% on Thursday,
and 5% on Fridays
Help me to remember that when I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.
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