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Indian Funeral .. what a joke
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Birbal Joke
Today is International Disturbed People's Day
I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself..
You hang in there sunshine, you're friggin' special
Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend... just as I've done.
When we all think alike, no one thinks very much....
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Indian Funeral .. what a joke
A family in Gujarat state (India) was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the US . It was sent by one of the daughters.
The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when they opened the lid; they found a letter on top addressed to her brothers and sisters:
Dear Brothers and sisters,
I am sending Ma's body to you, since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in GUJRAT.
Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed.
You will find inside the coffin, under Ma's body, cans of cheese, 10 packets of Tobler chocolates and 8 packets of peanuts, please divide these among all of you.
On Ma's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for brother.. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for sister's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.
Ma is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for brother. Just distribute the rest among yourselves. The 2 new Jeans that Ma is wearing are for the boys.
The Swiss watch that Sis wanted is on Ma's left wrist. For aunty, Ma is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them off her.
The 6 white cotton socks that Ma is wearing must be divided among my nephews. Please distribute all these fairly.
Love,
PS : If anything more required let me know soon as Father is also not feeling too well nowadays.
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