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World's Whackiest Holidays
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I only wish this was sung by a woman instead of a man!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=OGhHfPoY-h8
Got your headphone on and speakers up?
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Some kids are just born with it….
Go to the link below and watch this as Tennessee Ernie
Ford sings with his son Brian sitting by him. Watch it
all the way to the END, it’s great!
For those of you who remember this great voice (and for
those who don't,but would like to hear it) I submit to
you Mr. Tennessee Ernie Ford, andhis son Brian,
performing on Television back in the 50's. Brian really
gets
with it, and almost breaks up his Dad. This is priceless... |
Ghosts - Michael Jackson (40 min. movie)
Weird?! please don't tell anyone ... might blemish my reputation ...
and a big DITTO on the feeling better part. I know that case of the
shits can be a royal pain in the ass (pun intended) ...
Comedian Ben Morrison's critically acclaimed one-man show about
getting sick with Crohn's Disease. It's the funniest show about
degenerative intestinal disease ever ...
http://video.google.com/videoplay?
docid=-6746485401774154019
Something is starting to smell mighty fishy here ....
http://www.youtube.com/v/
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ERNIE FORD | |
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THE
NEW GM (GOVERNMENT MOTORS) CAR
In a special news conference yesterday, Government
Motors announced its new concept car... The new GM (Government
Motors) proudly introduces the 2010 Obama...
This car runs on hot air and broken promises. It has
three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left
turns. It comes complete with two Teleprompters
programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of
any violations. The transparent canopy reveals the
plastic smiles still on the faces of all the
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Nine Emperor Gods Festival in Thailand >>>
not for weak-heart
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Men's Pearls of Wisdom
1. When I was born, I was given a choice -
A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'
5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men
.. 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
8. Virginity can be cured.
9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.
10. Having sex is like playing bridge.
If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing.
He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing......
15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.
16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
17. Despite the old saying,
'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!!
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