|
|
|
World's Whackiest Holidays
|
I only wish this was sung by a woman instead of a man!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=OGhHfPoY-h8
Got your headphone on and speakers up?
|
Some kids are just born with it….
Go to the link below and watch this as Tennessee Ernie
Ford sings with his son Brian sitting by him. Watch it
all the way to the END, it’s great!
For those of you who remember this great voice (and for
those who don't,but would like to hear it) I submit to
you Mr. Tennessee Ernie Ford, andhis son Brian,
performing on Television back in the 50's. Brian really
gets
with it, and almost breaks up his Dad. This is priceless... |
Ghosts - Michael Jackson (40 min. movie)
Weird?! please don't tell anyone ... might blemish my reputation ...
and a big DITTO on the feeling better part. I know that case of the
shits can be a royal pain in the ass (pun intended) ...
Comedian Ben Morrison's critically acclaimed one-man show about
getting sick with Crohn's Disease. It's the funniest show about
degenerative intestinal disease ever ...
http://video.google.com/videoplay?
docid=-6746485401774154019
Something is starting to smell mighty fishy here ....
http://www.youtube.com/v/
z2GkN8XZ9J8&fs=1 |
|
TENNESSEE
ERNIE FORD | |
|
|
|
|
THE
NEW GM (GOVERNMENT MOTORS) CAR
In a special news conference yesterday, Government
Motors announced its new concept car... The new GM (Government
Motors) proudly introduces the 2010 Obama...
This car runs on hot air and broken promises. It has
three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left
turns. It comes complete with two Teleprompters
programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of
any violations. The transparent canopy reveals the
plastic smiles still on the faces of all the
"happy" Democrat owners. | |
|
|
|
|
|
| |
|
| |
|
Happy Canada
Day...to me, myself and I
|
|
|
|
Happy Canada Day...to me, myself and I
 
Well, Folks, most of you here are from the US and on the 4th you will be celebrating your
Nation's birthday.
OH Canada.pps
On July lst...is the Canadian Nation's birthday..and don't know for certain if I am the only Canadian here..but I am going to wish me, myself and I..a happy Canada Day. It is our Nation's 142nd
birthday!
Regretfully, our weather forecast is mist, rain and cloud for Wednesday so many activities planned have been moved indoors..Just won't be the same.
Oh well...hopefully next year, on The Island we will be blessed by sunny and warm weather.
Just will make do this year.
|
|
|
|
|
|
The Pissing Contest
The Pissing Contest
Joe walks up to the bartender and says, "I'll bet you $100 that I can stand across the room and pee into that little shot glass with you holding it at a 45 degree angle, and I won't get a drop of piss on you or the floor."
"You're on!" said the bartender, smiling to himself.
The bartender steps out from behind the bar and holds the shot glass at a 45 degree angle. Joe walks to the other side of the room, unzips his fly, pulls out his cock, aims carefully, then lets fly. Unfortunately, Joe misses the glass and pees all over the bartender.
The bartender laughs out loud, happy that he's won the bet.
As Joe pays off the bartender, he has a big grin on his face. The bartender asks, "You just lost $100, so why are you smiling?"
Joe says, "I just bet that man over there $1,000 that I could pee on you and you'd be happy about it!"
| |
|
|
|
|