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Some kids are just born with it….
Go to the link below and watch this as Tennessee Ernie
Ford sings with his son Brian sitting by him. Watch it
all the way to the END, it’s great!
For those of you who remember this great voice (and for
those who don't,but would like to hear it) I submit to
you Mr. Tennessee Ernie Ford, andhis son Brian,
performing on Television back in the 50's. Brian really
gets
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ERNIE FORD | |
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THE
NEW GM (GOVERNMENT MOTORS) CAR
In a special news conference yesterday, Government
Motors announced its new concept car... The new GM (Government
Motors) proudly introduces the 2010 Obama...
This car runs on hot air and broken promises. It has
three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left
turns. It comes complete with two Teleprompters
programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of
any violations. The transparent canopy reveals the
plastic smiles still on the faces of all the
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WTF posters
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Rhyming Terms
Everyone's heard the rhyming term "fender bender," meaning a relatively insignificant automobile accident. Here are some sexual rhyming terms that you may not know.
WANKY PANKY- fooling around, naughtier than hanky panky
THRUSTER BUSTER - a sudden noise that interrupts the act of sex, especially a doorbell, the sound of a spouse's car in the driveway, or the shrill voice of an unexpected parent
RUBBER FLUBBER - sudden realization that the condom has broken
BOOBIE LUBEY - stimulation of a female's breasts to arouse sexual interest
DICKIE LICKIE - oral stimulation of the male's private parts
TUSHIE PUSHIE - doggie-style sexual intercourse
PECKER WRECKER - oral sex given to a man by a female wearing braces on her teeth
STINKIE PINKIE - the result of sexual stimulation of the female's private parts by the male's hands
HUMMER CUMMER - I think you can figure out this one all by yourself!
When we all think alike, no one thinks very much....
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