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Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free.
Ronald Reagan

PUNS OF THE DAY 06-17-09

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It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at
the end.

A bus stops and two older gents from the Old Country board the bus...
They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady
sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but then
listens in horror as one of the men says the following;
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Two asses, dey come together.
I come again.
Two asses, dey come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come once-a more..."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady, indignantly. "In this
country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down
lady," said the man. "Imma just tellun my friend howa ta spella
Mississippi."

The rabbi did not need a drivers license. He had a Shofar.

We are all used to the conveniences of a modern bank. While there has
been money lenders throughout the ages, full service banks are a
relatively new phenomenon. Molan Cache is usually considered the man
who developed modern banking as we know t today. He enlisted the aid
of Tomas Benes, the Count of Prague and chief financial advisor of
King Charles II. The two were able to convince the Bohemian monarch to
finance this new experiment in banking. So really, credit should go to
a Czech king, a count and Cache.(By Stan Kegel)

Did you hear about the class that was broken up into smaller units. It
was disintergrated. (James Ertner )

The new priest was hosting a meeting in the church of the young
candidates for First Communion, with their parents. Now, this church
had some magnificent stained glass windows, so his message centered on
how each of us is called to help make up the whole picture of life,
i.e. the life of the community of the faithful. Like the pictures in
the windows, it takes many little panels of glass to make the whole
picture. And then he said, "You see, each one of you is a little
pane," and pointing to each child, he said, "You're a little pane. And
you're a little pane. And you're a little pane. And...." It took a few
moments before he realized why all the parents were laughing so hard.

When my wife picked out a watch at the jeweler's, she took her time.

When I was an infant, my mother had to work and obtained a French girl
to be my nanny. Instead of the usual strained baby food, she gave me
pureed goose livers as a steady diet. To this day, Mom credits the
nanny for pâté training me.

OTHER HUMOR

One October my wife and I spent a vacation on Washington's Olympic
Peninsula. We were eager to visit the rain forests near the coast, but
we heard that snow slides had made some of the roads impassable.
Although apprehensive about the conditions we might run into, we drove
on. Sure enough, we had gone only a short way up the High Rain Forest
road when we saw a sign: "Ice 10 miles." Five miles farther on there
was another: "Ice 5 miles." The next one was: "Ice 1/2 mile." We
practically crept that half-mile. We came to the last sign. It was
outside a small grocery, and it read: "Ice 75 cents."

Late one night at the mental institution, one inmate shouted, "I am
Napoleon!" Another patient asked, "How do you know?" The first
inmate said, "Because God told me!" Just then, a voice from another
room shouted, "I did NOT!"

"How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he
set the man's broken leg. "Well, doc, 25 years ago ..." "Never mind
the past. Tell me how you broke your leg this morning." "Like I was
saying... 25 years ago, when I first started working on the farm, that
night, right after I'd gone to bed, the farmer's beautiful daughter
came into my room. She asked me if there was anything I wanted. I
said, "No, everything is fine." "Are you sure?" she asked. "I'm sure,"
I said. "Isn't there anything I can do for you?" she wanted to know.
"I reckon not," I replied. "Excuse me," said the doctor, "What does
this story have to do with your leg?" "Well, this morning," the
farmhand explained, "when it dawned on me what she meant, I fell off
the roof!"

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