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TAX TIME
A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells
Him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to
Ask you a few questions."He gets her name, address,
Social security number, etc. And then asks,"What's
Your occupation?"
"I'm a Lady of the night," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "
Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call
girl".
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says,
"I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming
have
To do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is."
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LE PAROLE
PIU' CERCATE GIUGNO 2009
Dettagli Chiave cercata Andamento Visite % Posizione
directory 565 9,12%
spiaggia nudisti 500 8,07%
sorca 321 5,18%
nudisti 289 4,66%
michela brambilla 280 4,52%
posizione 69 249 4,02%
kamasutra illustrato 240 3,87%
69 posizione 234 3,78%
spiagge nudisti 193 3,11%
posizione del missionario 108 1,74%
spiagge nudiste 90 1,45%
brambilla 73 1,18%
scopate 68 1,10%
cilly sommers 64 1,03%
culo 57 0,92%
posizione missionario 57 0,92%
missionario 52 0,84%
tommie jo 45 0,73%
figa pelosa 39 0,63%
shiori tsukimi 38 0,61%
spiaggia nudista 37 0,60%
mignotta 35 0,56%
figa 31 0,50%
scosciata 31 0,50%
69 posizioni del kamasutra 30 0,48%
michela vittoria brambilla 30 0,48%
tommie jo nude 29 0,47%
longest pubic hair 26 0,42%
posizione 25 0,40%
worlds longest pubic hair 25 0,40%
cariola 24 0,39%
nudiste in spiaggia 24 0,39%
la figa piu pelosa del mondo 21 0,34%
www.aummaumma.eu 20 0,32%
brambilla foto 19 0,31%
nudisti in spiaggia 19 0,31%
la figa più pelosa del mondo 18 0,29%
posizioni kamasutra 69 18 0,29%
aummaumma 17 0,27%
brambilla nuda 16 0,26%
kamasutra missionario 16 0,26%
akina aoshima 14 0,23%
pps 14 0,23%
rovesciata 14 0,23%
spiaggia nudiste 14 0,23%
michela miti 13 0,21%
sexy ladies 13 0,21%
sorca imperiale 13 0,21%
apparato urinario 12 0,19%
camilla jacobsen 12 0,19%
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Costing only us$ 485 million!!!!!...the royal yacht has recently been delivered to H.H. Sheikh Khalifa bin Zayed al Nahyyan, the ruler of Abu Dhabi emirate and the president of UAE. This ocean worthy yacht contains 12 bedrooms, several Jacuzzis, three swimming pools, a helipad with helicopter, a life boat to carry 12 persons a cinema hall, and a discothèque.........................
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Handy Engineering Conversions
Handy Engineering Conversions
- Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi
- 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton
- 1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope
- Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: 1 bananosecond
- Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram
- Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: Knot-furlong
- 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone: 1 Rod Serling
- Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon
- 1000 aches: 1 megahurtz
- Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower
- Shortest distance between two jokes: A straight line (think about it for a moment)
- 453.6 graham crackers: 1 pound cake
- 1 million-million microphones: 1 megaphone
- 1 million bicycles: 2 megacycles
- 365.25 days: 1 unicycle
- 2000 mockingbirds: 2 kilomockingbirds
- 10 cards: 1 decacards
- 1 kilogram of falling figs: 1 Fig Newton
- 1000 grams of wet socks: 1 literhosen
- 1 millionth of a fish: 1 microfiche
- 1 trillion pins: 1 terrapin
- 10 rations: 1 decoration
- 100 rations: 1 C-ration
- 2 monograms: 1 diagram
- 8 nickels: 2 paradigms
- 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital: 1 I.V. League
- 100 Senators: Not 1 decision
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