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RASSEGNA STAMPA
ARIANNA
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LA VOCE DEL GURU
Fatti & fattacci rivisti da chi ne sa una piu' del diavolo
Che cosa fare quando si dimentica la «pillola»
Belin sono troppo forti!
Hanno fatto un video sul soggetto!!!
Ma cosa volete fare quando la compagna, moglie, fidanzata, amante, si e’ dimenticata, la TdaC, di prendere la pillola?
Vediamo il video? Non ce ne e’ alcun bisogno, abbelinati miei. Si fa come si faceva quarantanni fa. Le metodologie erano semplici ma efficaci, per non diventare madre o padre senza volerlo, ma solo per una dimenticanza della sopraccitata TdaC! C’era la vecchia sega, il sofisticato pompino, il sistema turco-non volendo essere tacciato di volgarita’ lascio a voi la traduzione, il famoso salto, che e’ la cosa piu’ frustrante che possa esistere sopratutto per la signorina (signora secondo l’eta’) visto che statisticamente il giovinotto gode prima della partner.
C’e’ una soluzione meno oppressiva: ve la spiego. E’ valida solo quando vi trombate una sposata o comunque convivente con qualcuno o fidanzata. Senza alcuna remora procedete fino alla fine, fino all’ultima goccia come diceva l’amico Bacaia (e’ un nickname come si dice oggi) del Bar Sport 40anni fa. Se poi rimaneva incinta, erano cazzi o gioie, dipendeva dalle situazioni, suoi. “Tesoro finalmente....ci siamo...aspetto un bimbo date, non e’ un regalo del cielo” ci pensera’ lei a condirla. Sono bravissime!
Oppure ad extremis, se non siete Ebrei o Mussulmani, per loro la donna mestruata e’ impura, aspettate con la lingua fuori che le arrivi il mestruo e la imbertate illico ed immediato. Cinque giorni di assuluta liberta’, senza alcuna pillola: evvaiiii. Vi informo inoltre, che tranne quelle dal mestruo doloroso, le altre con mestruo piatto, hanno una libido accresciuta per cui potete andare alla grande. Nell’entusiasmo adesso non cercate di leccargliela anche. Il troppo stroppia.....
Ciao,
guru
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Fuck In A Train
\line At 5.50 p.m. on a hot May evening I was sitting on
the lower\line berth of a coupe compartment in the first
class air conditioned\line coach of a train scheduled to
depart in ten minutes time. I was\line undertaking this
over night journey to attend a business
meeting.\line\line Who am I? Yes I forgot to introduce
myself.\line\line My name is sonail, this is not my
given name but everyone including\line my parents calls
me by it. Anyway what is in a name. I am 6 feet\line
tall slim and quite handsome and by profession a
freelance\line commercial artist.\line\line The incident
I am about to narrate took place many years ago.
The\line upper berth was still empty. I was wondering
who would be my travel\line companion when the conductor
arrived with a lady and pointed to the\line upper berth
and said, "Madam this is the only berth, which is
not\line occupied. If you want I can allot it to you.
This gentleman is also\line traveling to your
destination". The lady looked around the\line
compartment and seeing me she hesitated but said,
"Oh I must get\line there by morning. Okay I will
take it" and left with the conductor.\line\line
Soon she was back carrying her vanity case and
accompanied by a\line coolie, who stowed away her
luggage. The train started to move as\line she settled
down. I was sitting next to the window and she sat
down\line on the other end of the berth. She took out a
bestseller and started\line to read. I must tell you
about her.\line\line She was about 24 years old,
beautiful, tall, slim, very fair with\line long hair
tastefully done up in a bun behind her head. She wore
a\line sky blue chiffon sari with matching blouse,
matching bindi and\line sandals. Her sari was wrapped
tightly round her body showing all her\line curves to
their best advantage, the pallu (the upper end of
the\line sari) was pulled tightly across her firm boobs.
Her boobs were not\line very large but the right size
for her physique. From the sindoor in\line her hair it
was evident that she was married. She had a double pearl\line
string around her neck, which enhanced the beauty of her
swan like\line neck, pearl tops and a diamond ring on
her fingers. She looked\line educated and seemed to
belong to upper middle class and moving in\line good
society. To me she seemed like Miss World and Miss
Universe\line both rolled in one.\line\line Seeing her
beautiful face I wondered how beautiful her choot would\line
be and I got a hard on. I introduced myself and we
talked on many\line subjects. Our conversation was in
English. She was easy to talk to\line and was quite at
ease during the whole time. During our conversation\line
she told me that her name was Kiran, she was married for
four years,\line had no children, her husband had gone
abroad for two months training\line and she had spent
this time visiting with her parents. Her husband\line
was to return at 2 a.m. tonight and she was returning to
her\line husband's home to be with him. She could not
get a berth on\line yesterday's train therefore had to
travel today. (This apparently\line was the reason she
had agreed to share a coupe with a male fellow\line
passenger).\line\line While we were talking the coach
attendant came to make the beds. We\line went out in the
corridor. She stood near me and I could smell the\line
lovely perfume she had used. This did not do my hard on
any good.\line After the attendant had finished making
the beds he took our order\line for dinner and said,
"I will serve it at around 9 p.m. in the\line
compartment. Is it all right?" We said okay and he
left.\line\line We returned to our seats. I sat down as
before near the window but\line Kiran instead of sitting
at the far end of the berth sat down near\line the
middle and we continued or conversation. At about 7 p.m.
I\line opened my 'travel bar'. "Would you care for
a drink? I am sorry I\line can offer only a limited
choice of scotch and cognac". For a moment\line she
hesitated then said, "Thank you very much. I would
love to join\line you. Scotch for me please". I
poured out the drinks and we settled\line back to enjoy
them.\line\line While I had finished half a glass, Kiran
had emptied her glass. When\line I started to refresh
her drink she took the bottle from my hand and\line
poured herself a stiff drink, which she started to gulp.
I was in no\line mood to be stuck with an intoxicated
woman all night I advised her\line to drink slowly. She
said, "Don't worry I will not embarrass you. I\line
am quite used to drinking at parties".\line\line
When the attendant brought dinner she had had four
drinks to mine\line two. She had been right the scotch
had no visible effect on her. We\line ate our dinner.
After dinner we sipped some cognac. When the\line
attendant came to collect the dishes he asked when would
we like the\line morning tea to be served. I asked him
at what time would we reach\line our destination. He
said at 7.30 a.m. Would tea at 7 a.m. be all\line right
or would you prefer it earlier? I asked Kiran. She said
7\line O'clock was fine with her.\line\line At 10 p.m. I
told her it was time to go to bed. I further suggested\line
that I will go out to smoke a cigarette and in the
meanwhile she\line could change into her nightclothes if
she so desired. After 15\line minutes I returned to the
compartment. Except for a small glow of\line the night
lamp the compartment was in darkness. I thought that
Kiran\line had gone to sleep and I softy opened the door
and entered. I was\line surprised to see Kiran lying
flat on her back with legs slightly\line apart and her
arm across her face on the lower berth.\line\line Dear
Reader you can imagine what was the effect on my cock
seeing\line her in this posture. You are right I again
got a hard on. I called\line out her name softly but she
did not reply. I touched her on the arm\line and said
"Kiran tumhara berth uper wala hai tum wahan leto (Kiran\line
the upper berth is yours, you lie there)".\line\line
Without removing her arm she said, "Uun tum uper
let jao (Uun you\line lie on the top)". This remark
of hers gave me the opening I was\line looking for all
evening. I quickly lay down on top of her with my\line
standing cock pushing between her parted legs and
started to make\line fucking motions. She did not
protest or raise an alarm but opened\line her legs a
little more making it easier for my lund to reach her\line
choot.\line\line Opening her eyes and removing her arm
she said softly, " Aap yeh kya\line kar rahe hain?
(What are you doing?)".\line\line "Jo tumne
kaha tha wahi kar raha hoon uper let gaya hoon (I am
doing\line what you said I am lying on top)". Now
confident of fucking her I\line started squeezing her
tits and kissing her. At first she did not\line respond
but after a few kisses she started kissing me back and
soft\line moans of pleasure escaped her.\line\line I
whispered "Kiran aise mazaa nahin aayega hum apne
kapre uttar lain\line (Kiran we will not enjoy this way
let us take off our clothes)".\line\line "Please
batti band kar do mujhe sharam aati hai (Please switch
off\line the light I feel embarrassed)". I switched
off the night-light and\line quickly undressed and
watched her taking her clothes off in the\line little
light that filtered through the door curtain and the
window.\line When I saw that she had pulled off her
panties, I suddenly switched\line on the main light of
the compartment. With a small squeak she jumped\line
into my arms and said "Batti kyon jaladi? (Why did
you switch on the\line light?)".\line\line "Tera
khoobsoorat badan dekhne ko (To see your beautiful body)
I\line said". Kissing her I slowly led her to the
berth and laid her down.\line As expected her body was
very pretty without any blemish of any\line sort. Her
choot looked freshly shaved and had a glow to it. In
order\line not attract undue attention I switched off
the main compartment\line light leaving the reading
light on and lay down next to her and\line placed her
hand on my standing cock.\line\line "Aapka lund tau
bahut bara hai mere mard ka iss se kafi chota hai\line (Your
cock is very large my husbands is much smaller)". I
kissed her\line and took her now erect clitoris between
my thumb and forefinger and\line pressed it. She said a
loud 'Oh' and bucked her bottoms against my\line hand. I
continued to press it and slowly moved my fingers into
her\line wet choot and started to finger fuck her. When
I drew my finger\line outwards she raised her choot to
keep the finger from withdrawing.\line\line She
continued to moan with pleasure and started to pull me
by my\line cock on top of her. I mounted her but did not
attempt to enter her\line choot instead I rubbed my lund
up and down in her wet slit, from her\line clit to her
fuck hole and back. She kept moaning and groaning with\line
pleasure and muttering "Oh sonail oh sonail".\line\line
"sonail mujhe iss tereh kyon sata rahe ho please
apna lund meri\line choot main dal kar mujhe chodo (sonail
why are you teasing me like\line this please put your
cock in my cunt and fuck me)". I started to\line
insert my cock into her dripping choot\line\line
"Oh oh jara dhire dhire lag raha hai (Oh oh little
slowly it is\line hurting) she requested. When I was
fully in her I found her choot to\line be quite tight
for a woman who had been married for four years and\line
used to regular fucking.\line\line Apparently her
statement that the cock of her husband was smaller\line
than mine was correct. I slowly moved in and out. After
a few\line strokes she let out a loud sigh and released
her cunt juices wetting\line my prodder. I maintained my
slow rhythm and soon her hips were\line moving with my
strokes.\line\line Her breath was coming in gasps and
her back arched pressing her\line choot to my body. It
was not long before she came again. Without\line missing
a stroke I continued till I felt my seed rising and my\line
strokes became faster and harder. She started saying
"Haan aise hee\line chodo, haan jor se, thora aur
jor haan haan oh ohhhh (Yes fuck me\line like this, yes
harder, yes still harder oh ohhhh)" and came yet\line
again and fell back exhausted.\line\line At this moment
I also spurted my cum in her fuck hole. When my lund\line
lost its stiffness I withdrew and lay down next to her.
"Did you\line enjoy it?" I asked. "Oh it
was heavenly" she said, "I am so glad\line
that my prayers have been answered".\line\line Not
understanding what she meant I asked her to clarify. She
took my\line cock in her hand and manipulating it said,
"You already know that I\line have been without a
cock for two months and was looking forward to\line
being fucked by my husband tonight. I had also shaved my
choot this\line morning, as my husband does not like
hair on it. Therefore I was\line feeling very horny.\line\line
While conversing with you I saw your perpetual hard on
and my choot\line started to drip. I therefore decided
not to wait till tomorrow but\line to get fucked by you
tonight. I did not, however know how to go\line about
it. I thought you will make a pass at me but you did not.
When\line you offered me a drink I immediately accepted
hoping to drown my\line inhibitions in alcohol and be
able to give some suggestive hints.\line But this also
did not help, as I could not overcome my maidenly\line
shyness.\line\line When you suggested that it was time
to go to bed I was very\line disappointed. That is why I
was lying the way I was when you came\line back. Then
you asked me to shift to my berth without thinking
and\line out of frustration I made that remark. I
actually meant for you to\line take the upper berth but
thank god you misread my meaning and lay\line down on
top of me. Rest you know. I was very happy that you had\line
taken the initiative and as I said my prayers had been
answered".\line\line I told her that I had wanted
to fuck her from the moment I had laid\line my eyes on
her. Your freshly shaved pussy is very pretty and then\line
confided in her that I love deflowering young hairless
virgin choots\line and her choot was tight like a
recently fucked virgin. She said I\line should be
careful while plucking the cherry of young hairless
virgin\line choots as I could kill them with my big
laurda. Your lund is not a\line lund but a weapon. I
laughed and said until now my laurda had cherry\line of
many hairless virgins to its name and none had died but
all had\line enjoyed themselves.\line\line The
conversation and Kirans handling of my lund had made it
stiff\line again. I mounted her again and we enjoyed a
long slow satisfying\line fuck. Then we lay back to rest
and fell asleep.\line\line When I got up the train was
standing at a station. I looked at my\line watch and saw
that I had not slept more than 20 minutes. I slowly\line
removed her arm, which was holding me round my chest and
pushed her\line flat on her back. Kiran was fast asleep.\line\line
I got down on my knees and put my mouth on her cunt and
commenced to\line lick it and suck her clit. She got up
with a start and not knowing\line what was happening she
gave a small scream. Realizing it was me she\line said
"Rukna nahin bahut achha lag raha hai aur chaato
aur chooso\line meri choot ko (Don't stop it is lovely
continue to lick and suck my\line cunt)". I had no
intention of stopping and continued to lick and\line
suck her choot with new vigor.\line\line She pressed her
choot to my mouth and placed her hands on the back\line
of my head guiding me to her sensuous spots. She was
coming non-stop\line like a waterfall. After some time
she cried "sonail ab ruk jao\line mujhse aur saha
nahin jata main mar jauingi please stop (sonail\line
please stop I can't bear it any more I will die please
stop)". I\line however continued till I saw she was
exhausted from cumming. I\line released her clit from my
mouth and lay down next to her.\line\line "sonail
that was fantastic" she said, "I did not know
that there was\line so much pleasure to be experienced
from pussy eating. No one has\line ever licked my cunt
before this is my first time. My husband only\line
kisses me and sometimes sucks my boobs and fucks me in
the\line missionary position".\line\line "Jaan
abhi tau kayi aur cheezain seekhni hain tumne (Darling
you\line have to learn many more new things)". I
replied.\line\line She looked at me with questioning
eyes. I said, "Jaan abhi tau tumne\line mere laurde
ko choos kar isska amrit peena hai aur mere lund ki apni\line
gaand se moolakat karani hai (Darling you have yet to
suck my cock\line and drink its elixir and to introduce
my cock to your ass hole)".\line\line "Yeh
karna zaroori hai (Is it necessary to these)" She
asked.\line\line "Karna tau hai (You have to)"
I insisted.\line\line "How can I refuse you and
your lund anything after the pleasures you\line both
have given me" she said.\line\line "Bolo jaan
pahele mera lund choosogi ya pahele gaand marwaogi aur\line
phir lund choosogi (Tell me darling will you first suck
my cock or\line shall I fuck your gaand first and then
you like to suck my cock)" I\line asked.\line\line
She thought for a second and decided to suck my cock
first. She must\line have thought that to suck a cock
freshly out of her choot was a much\line better bargain
than a cock freshly out of her ass hole. I asked her\line
to kneel in front of me and start sucking.\line\line At
first her teeth hurt me but I instructed her and soon
she got the\line hang of it and sucked my cock like an
experienced cocksucker. Soon I\line told her I was about
to release my load and holding her head warned\line her
to swallow each and every drop of it without spilling
any. Soon\line I started spurting my-cum in her mouth.
She tried to remove her head\line but my firm grip on it
prevented it and she had to per force swallow\line or
choke, she naturally swallowed. After I had finished
cumming and\line my cock lost its hardness without a
word she got up and lay down on\line the berth.\line\line
"Achha laga? (Did you like it?)" I inquired.
She said that it was\line her first time but I suppose I
will get used to it. We lay quietly\line for some time.
I then reminded her that it was time to fuck her in\line
the ass.\line\line "Do you really want to do it?"
She asked. I nodded.\line\line "Bahut dard hogi kya?
(Will it pain a lot?)". She asked.\line\line "Teri
paheli bar hai dard tau hogi lakin tere paas cream ya
Vaseline\line ho tau dard kum hogi (It is your first
time it will pain but if you\line have some cream or
Vaseline then it will reduce the pain)" I\line
replied. She said she had some Vaseline in her vanity
case but did\line not make any move to fetch it. I
waited for ten minutes or so then\line said softly jaan
the Vaseline please.\line\line She got up in a huff and
took out the Vaseline and placed it in my\line hand and
said, "Yeh rahi Vaseline aur yeh rahi meri gaand
phard dalo\line iss ko (Here is the Vaseline here is my
ass hole do as you like)". I\line took the Vaseline
and placed Kiran in the ass fucking position with\line
her bottoms sticking upwards. I first applied Vaseline
on my cock\line then taking some of it by my fingers I
rubbed it on her ass hole.\line Inserting my finger in
the hole I applied the Vaseline inside the\line ass hole
and moved my finger in rotary motion.\line\line She said
this is nice. "Abhi tau mera lund baki hai (My cock
is\line still to come)". I replied.\line\line
Placing my lund on the hole I applied little pressure.
She opened\line her mouth to scream. I told her to bite
on the pillow to avoid her\line screaming. I slowly
pushed my cock in after initial resistance it\line
entered and I started to fuck her in the ass hole.
During this\line period she lay there groaning with pain
and pleasure. After I had\line finished I lay down next
to her and asked "Mazaa aaya? (Did you\line enjoy
it?).\line\line "Pahele tau bahut dard hui phir
thoda achha laga (First it hurt a\line lot then I liked
it a little)" She replied. I told her not worry she\line
will get used to it and then she will really enjoy
herself. She did\line not say anything. I had a feeling
that all is not well. I asked her\line if she was all
right. She said yes in a small voice.\line\line "Do
you know why I fucked you in the ass and made you suck
my cock\line and drink my-cum?" I asked. She said
no. For many reasons one of\line them is I love doing
it. They add variety there is no fun in just\line lying
flat and fucking. Sure one enjoys it but there is no fun.\line
Variety is the spice of love life. Another important
reason is that\line if you suck the cock of your husband
and let him fuck your ass then\line he will be your
slave for life he will suck your cunt and do or buy\line
anything you desire.\line\line She did not say anything
but after some time she said, "You are\line right
our sex life is quite monotonous. I must get my husband
to do\line these things you have taught
me".\line\line "How will you manage it without
revealing too much?" I asked.\line\line "Don't
worry I will manage it" she said with a smile.\line\line
Dear Reader a man is but a child before the guile of a
woman. We\line fucked through the night in different
positions with short rests in\line between to recharge
our batteries. We also fucked on the upper berth\line to
give it a 'slept in look'.\line\line At 6.30 in the
morning we called it a day or better said a night
and\line she lovingly sucked my lund clean and got
dressed. The coach\line attendant brought our morning
tea at 7 o'clock we sat sipping it. I\line gave her
names of few books to read which would add spice to her
sex\line life. She made a mental note of them.\line\line
When we reached our destination she gathered her luggage
and giving\line me a peck on my cheek and said,
"Goodbye and I hope you have made me\line pregnant
I would love to have your child" and she was gone.\line\line
There was nothing left for me but to collect my
belongings and leave\line carrying with me the memories
of a pleasant train journey.\line\line\line\line\line\par
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