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CIAOOOOOOOOOO!! VIENI IN CHAT??

A man in his 40's goes in for a physical.

The doctor says "I have good news and I have bad news."

The man says, "Give me the bad news first."

Doc says, "There is a problem with your penis, you can only
Get a few more erections, and then you won't have any more for the
Rest of your life."

The man says, "What in the world is the good news?"

Doc says, "We know the number is exactly 25, so you can plan your
Use of them accordingly."

The man leaves and drives around for a couple hours pondering his situation, and how to confront his wife.





When he gets home he tells her, "Honey, I have good news, and I have bad news."

She says, "Give me the good news."

He says, "I can only have 25 more erections, and then I can't have any more, ever."

She says, "We can work around that, we will just make a list and only use them when it is absolutely necessary to fulfil our desires, and make the most out of each one, what in the world is the bad news?"

He says, "I made a list, and you aren't on it.."

 
 


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06/04/2009 16:47 Cronaca

TERREMOTO: DOPO IL PARTO SCAPPA CON BIMBA E FLEBO DA OSPEDALE L'AQUILA

Roma, 6 apr. - (Adnkronos) - "Uscivo da un cesareo, alle 19.30, sono riuscita a scappare con i punti, senza scarpe le flebo attaccate e mia madre con ......continua

06/04/2009 16:41 Cronaca

TERREMOTO: PROIETTI, NESSUNA NOVITA' SUI DANNI AGLI EDIFICI

Roma, 6 apr. - (Adnkronos) - "Finche' gli edifici non saranno dichiarati agibili dai vigili del fuoco non possiamo entrare". E' quanto rivela all'ADNK......continua

06/04/2009 16:37 Cronaca

TERREMOTO: ACEA, OFFERTI AIUTI ALL'ABRUZZO PER SERVIZI IDRICI

Roma, 6 apr. - (Adnkronos) - L'Acea ha offerto aiuti e sostegno alle operazioni di primo soccorso alle zone dell'Abruzzo colpite dal terremoto. L'azie......continua

06/04/2009 16:36 Cronaca

TERREMOTO: FP CGIL, OGGI E' GIORNO LUTTO MA RESTANO RITARDI E CARENZE

Roma, 6 apr. - (Adnkronos) - "Oggi e' il giorno del dolore e del lutto, ma da domani occorrera' interrogarsi sui limiti, ritardi e carenze che rendono......continua

06/04/2009 16:35 Cronaca

TERREMOTO: L'AQUILA, I CANI SALVANO FRANCESCA, SOTTO LE MACERIE ALTRI 8

L'Aquila, 6 apr. (Adnkronos) - Nella tragedia del terremoto in Abruzzo emergono storie di speranza. La Protezione Civile e i Vigili del Fuoco hanno es......continua

06/04/2009 16:34 Cronaca

TERREMOTO: SITO SANOFI-AVENTIS DI SCOPPITO FERMO PER VERIFICHE DOPO SISMA

Milano, 6 apr. (Adnkronos/Adnkronos Salute) - E' temporaneamente fermo per verifiche successive al terribile sisma della nottata lo stabilimento del g......continua

06/04/2009 16:32 Cronaca

TERREMOTO: SINDACO L'AQUILA, QUASI TUTTA LA CITTA' E' INAGIBILE

Roma, 6 apr. -(Adnkronos) - "A L'Aquila il centro storico e' devastato e anche le case nuove, ci vorra' tempo per controllare tutti gli edifici. Quasi......continua

06/04/2009 16:28 Cronaca

TERREMOTO: SITUAZIONE DIFFICILE NEI CENTRI INTORNO A L'AQUILA, A ONNA DISTRUTTO 70% ABITATO

L'Aquila, 6 apr. - (Adnkronos) - Il terremoto ha provocato gravissimi danni in una serie di paesi della provincia de L'Aquila. Non solo il capoluogo a......continua

06/04/2009 16:23 Cronaca

TERREMOTO: PRESIDENTE AVIS A DONATORI, PER ORA INUTILE RECARSI A CENTRI TRASFUSIONALI

Roma, 6 apr.- (Adnkronos) - "Al momento non bisogna recarsi ai centri trasfusionali. Non bisogna andare a donare sangue. Siamo in stretto contatto con......continua

06/04/2009 16:17 Cronaca

ROMA: DNA PER STUPRO PIGNETO, RESPONSABILE GAVRILA GIA' DETENUTO PER CAFFARELLA

Roma, 6 apr. - (Adnkronos) - Nuova accusa di stupro per Oltean Gavrila, il romeno che ha confessato di essere responsabile con Jean Ionut Alexandru, d......continua

06/04/2009 16:15 Economia

CONTRATTI: MARCEGAGLIA, FIRMA AGGIORNATA A SETTIMANA PROSSIMA A PRESENZA CGIL

Mosca, 6 apr. - (Adnkronos) - La firma della nuova piattaforma contrattuale fra Confindustria, Cisl e Uil ''non sara' mercoledi'. E' stata aggiornata ......continua

06/04/2009 16:14 Cronaca

TERREMOTO: MARCEGAGLIA, UNA TASK FORCE PER IMPRESE COINVOLTE

Mosca, 6 apr. (Adnkronos) - ''Stiamo costituento una task force per le imprese che hanno dovuto sospendere la produzione''. Lo ha detto Emma Marcegagl......continua

06/04/2009 16:14 Politica

TERREMOTO: BERLUSCONI, NUMERO SENZA CASA NON ANCORA CHIARO

L'Aquila 6 apr. (Adnkronos) - "I senza casa sono diverse migliaia ma non abbiamo ancora la possibilita' di dare un numero che abbia una qualche certez......continua

06/04/2009 16:13 Cronaca

ETERNIT: CONCLUSA PRIMA UDIENZA PRELIMINARE A TORINO

Torino, 6 apr. (Adnkronos) - Si e' conclusa la prima udienza preliminare per i morti della Eternit che si e' aperta questa mattina al Tribunale di Tor......continua

06/04/2009 16:13 Esteri

AFGHANISTAN: TALEBANI RIVENDICANO ATTACCO, AEREO MERKEL ERA NOSTRO OBIETTIVO

Kunduz, 6 apr. - (Adnkronos/Dpa) - "Il nostro obiettivo era l'aereo con a bordo Angela Merkel". Lo ha detto Sabiullah Muyahid, portavoce dei talebani ......continua

06/04/2009 16:09 Cronaca

TERREMOTO: MARCEGAGLIA, IMPRESE E SINDACATI RACCOGLIERANNO FONDI PER VITTIME

Mosca, 6 apr. (Adnkronos) - ''Da parte di tutto il mondo imprenditoriale esprimiamo le piu' sentite condoglianze e il nostro dolore alle famiglie abr......continua

06/04/2009 16:09 Cronaca

TERREMOTO: CHIODI, IN ABRUZZO LE SCUOLE CHIUSE AD OLTRANZA

L'Aquila, 6 apr. - (Adnkronos) - Il presidente della Regione Abruzzo Gianni Chiodi, sentito il sottosegretario Guido Bertolaso, l'assessore regionale ......continua

06/04/2009 16:04 Cronaca

TERREMOTO: CHIODI ORDINA CHIUSURA UFFICI REGIONALI

L'Aquila, 6 apr. - (Adnkronos) - Il presidente della Regione Abruzzo Gianni Chiodi in considerazione dello stato di forte pericolo derivante dagli eff......continua

06/04/2009 16:04 Politica

TERREMOTO: BERLUSCONI, ORA REAGIRE SENZA POLEMICHE

L'Aquila 6 apr. (Adnkronos) - "Credo che adesso sia il momento di non dare luogo a nessuna discussione, bisogna reagire con i fatti, con l'azione, e p......continua

06/04/2009 16:03 Cronaca

TERREMOTO: LA SOLIDARIETA' DI ISRAELE ESPRESSA AL PRESIDENTE BERLUSCONI

Roma, 6 apr. - (Adnkronos) - Messaggi di solidarieta' e proposte di aiuto sono state inviate anche dallo Stato di Israele, l'ambasciatore di Israele i......continua

06/04/2009 16:02 Cronaca

TERREMOTO: MATTEOLI, A MINISTERO INFRASTRUTTURE TAVOLO PERMANENTE CON PRETEZIONE CIVILE

Coppito (L'Aquila), 6 apr. (Adnkronos) - "Al ministero e' in funzione un tavolo permanente in contatto con Guido Bertolaso, che ringrazio e che consid......continua

06/04/2009 16:02 Cronaca

TERREMOTO: CHIODI, SUPERATA EMERGENZA-SANGUE, DONAZIONI SUFFICIENTI

L'Aquila, 6 apr. - (Adnkronos) - Tra le tante emergenze di queste ore a L'Aquila, almeno quella relativa alle donazioni di sangue per i feriti e' stat......continua

06/04/2009 15:59 Cronaca

TERREMOTO: LA MOBILITAZIONE DELLE COMUNITA' EBRAICHE PER SOCCORSI A POPOLAZIONE

Roma, 6 apr. (Adnkronos) - Le Comunita' ebraiche italiane si sono mobilitate da questa mattina per contribuire ad organizzare i soccorsi destinati all......continua

06/04/2009 15:59 Economia

SCIOPERI: MARTONE, PRESSANTE INVITO A SOSPENDERE PROTESTE PER TERREMOTO

Roma, 6 apr. (Adnkronos)- Il presidente della Commissione di Garanzia, Antonio Martone, ha rivolto un ''pressante invito alle organizzazioni sindacali......continua

06/04/2009 15:56 Cronaca

TERREMOTO: CHIODI, EVACUARE LE CASE DEL CENTRO DE L'AQUILA

L'Aquila, 6 apr. - (Adnkronos) - Il presidente della Regione Abruzzo Gianni Chiodi invita i cittadini "a non sostare per le strade" de L'Aquila e ad "......continua

06/04/2009 15:55 Cronaca

TERREMOTO: PIZZO (LA SINISTRA), REGIONE LAZIO ISTITUISCA FONDO SOLIDARIETA'

Roma, 6 apr. - (Adnkronos) - ''Sono addolorata e costernata per la tragedia che si sta consumando in Abruzzo. Sono convinta che anche la Regione Lazio......continua

06/04/2009 15:52 Cronaca

TERREMOTO: IL GEOLOGO FUNICIELLO, ORA E LUOGO SISMA NON PREVEDIBILI

Roma, 6 apr. - (Adnkronos) - "Dal punto di vista scientifico, i precursori degli eventi sismici possono essere rilevati e studiati. Dal punto di vista......continua

06/04/2009 15:50 Cronaca

TERREMOTO: RADICALI, INTERROGAZIONE SU METODO PREVISIONE 'RADON'

Firenze, 6 apr. - (Adnkronos) - ''Presso i Laboratori nazionali del Gran Sasso dell'Istituto nazionale di fisica nucleare e' in funzione una strumenta......continua

06/04/2009 15:49 Politica

TERREMOTO: FRANCESCHINI, ABBANDONARE POLEMICHE DAVANTI A DRAMMA

Roma, 6 apr. (Adnkronos) - "Di fronte a questo dramma ogni polemica va accantonata". Lo sottolinea il segretario del Pd, Dario Franceschini, che oggi ......continua

 

 

Expensive


11 Most Expensive Catastrophes in History


#11 Titanic - $150 Million
The sinking of the Titanic is possibly the most famous accident in the world. But it barely makes our list of top 10 most expensive. On April 15, 1912, the Titanic sank on its maiden voyage and was considered to be the most luxurious ocean liner ever built. Over 1,500 people lost their lives when the ship ran into an iceberg and sunk in frigid waters. The ship cost $7 million to build ($150 million in today's dollars).
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#10 Tanker Truck vs. Bridge - $358 Million
On August 26, 2004, a car collided with a tanker truck containing 32,000 liters of fuel on the Wiehltal Bridge in Germany . The tanker crashed through the guardrail and fell 90 feet off the A4 Autobahn resulting in a huge explosion and fire which destroyed the load-bearing ability of the bridge. Temporary repairs cost $40 million and the cost to replace the bridge is estimated at $318 Million.
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#9 MetroLink Crash - $500 Million
On September 12, 2008, in what was one of the worst train crashes in California history, 25 people were killed when a Metrolink commuter train crashed head-on into a Union Pacific freight train in Los Angeles . It is thought that the Metrolink train may have run through a red signal while the conductor was busy text messaging. Wrongful death lawsuits are expected to cause $500 million in losses for Metrolink.
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#8 B-2 Bomber Crash - $1.4 Billion
Here we have our first billion dollar accident (and we're only #7 on the list). This B-2 stealth bomber crashed shortly after taking off from an air base in Guam on February 23, 2008. Investigators blamed distorted data in the flight control computers caused by moisture in the system. This resulted in the aircraft making a sudden nose-up move which made the B-2 stall and crash. This was 1 of only 21 ever built and was the most expensive aviation accident in history. Both pilots were able to eject to safety.
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#7 Exxon Valdez - $2.5 Billion
The Exxon Valdez oil spill was not a large one in relation to the world ' s biggest oil spills, but it was a costly one due to the remote location of Prince William Sound (accessible only by helicopter and boat). On March 24, 1989, 10.8 million gallons of oil was spilled when the ship ' s master, Joseph Hazelwood, left the controls and the ship crashed into a Reef. The cleanup cost Exxon $2.5 billion.
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#6 Piper Alpha Oi l Rig - $3.4 Billion
The world's worst off-shore oil disaster. At one time, it was the world's single largest oil producer, spewing out 317,000 barrels of oil per day. On July 6, 1988, as part of routine maintenance, technicians removed and checked safety valves which were essential in preventing dangerous build-up of liquid gas. There were 100 identical safety valves which were checked. Unfortunately, the technicians made a mistake and forgot to replace one of them. At 10 PM that same night, a technician pressed a start button for the liquid gas pumps and the world's most expensive oil rig accident was set in motion. Within 2 hours, the 300 foot platform was engulfed in flames. It eventually collapsed, killing 167 workers and resulting in $3.4 Billion in damages.
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#5 Challenger Explosion - $5.5 Billion
The Space Shuttle Challenger was destroyed 73 seconds after takeoff due on January 28, 1986 due to a faulty O-ring. It failed to seal one of the joints, allowing pressurized gas to reach the outside. This in turn caused the external tank to dump its payload of liquid hydrogen causing a massive explosion. The cost of replacing the Space Shuttle was $2 billion in 1986 ($4.5 billion in today's dollars). The cost of investigation, problem correction, and replacement of lost equipment cost $450 million from 1986-1987 ($1 Billion in today's dollars).
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#4 Prestige Oil Spill - $12 Billion
On November 13, 2002, the Prestige oil tanker was carrying 77,000 tons of heavy fuel oil when one of its twelve tanks burst during a storm off Galicia , Spain . Fearing that the ship would sink, the captain called for help from Spanish rescue workers, expecting them to take the ship into harbor. However, pressure from local authorities forced the captain to steer the ship away from the coast. The captain tried to get help from the French and Portuguese authorities, but they too ordered the ship away from their shores. The storm eventually took its toll on the ship resulting in the tanker splitting in half and releasing 20 million gallons oil into the sea. According to a report by the Pontevedra Economist Board, the total cleanup cost $12 billion.
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#3 Space Shuttle Columbia - $13 Billion
The Space Shuttle Columbia was the first space worthy shuttle in NASA's orbital fleet. It was destroyed during re-entry over Texas on February 1, 2003 after a hole was punctured in one of the wings during launch 16 days earlier. The original cost of the shuttle was $2 Billion in 1978. That comes out to $6.3 Billion in today's dollars. $500 million was spent on the investigation, making it the costliest aircraft accident investigation in history. The search and recovery of debris cost $300 million. In the end, the total cost of the accident (not including replacement of the shuttle) came out to $13 Billion according to the American Institute of Aeronautics and Astronautics.
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#2 Chernobyl - $200 Billion On April 26, 1986, the world witnessed the costliest accident in history. The Chernobyl disaster has been called the biggest socio-economic catastrophe in peacetime history. 50% of the area of Ukraine is in some way contaminated. Over 200,000 people had to be evacuated and resettled while 1.7 million people were directly affected by the disaster. The death toll attributed to Chernobyl , including people who died from cancer years later, is estimated at 125,000. The total costs including cleanup, resettlement, and compensation to victims has been estimated to be roughly $200 Billion. The cost of a new steel shelter for the Chernobyl nuclear plant will cost $2 billion alone. The accident was officially attributed to power plant operators who violated plant procedures and were ignorant of the safety requirements needed.
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#1 Electing Obama President - $800 Billion in the first two months..... (and counting)