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Eight wonderful photos of humpback whales.

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These pictures show the heart-stopping moment a talented diver was able to get eye-to-eye with a colossal humpback whale. In the first photo, an astonishing contrast the tiny human diver looks miniscule compared to the 50ft female gentle giant of the seas.

Marco Queral, 42, said the jaw-dropping moment was all down to luck and had little to do with the skill he has mastered over 17 years. He said: "The success in getting these shots is pretty much always down to the whale.

...Their enormous size itself must be considered as an immediate life-threatening danger. I must be very cautious when they approach and investigate me...

...I believe they are gentle by nature but I am always aware their kind greeting of a tail swing may easily kill me by accident"

To get his spectacular images of marine life, South American Marco relies on various tricks to catch the attention of the passing mammals

...they are usually more shy and cautious toward humans and boats than dolphins are, perhaps because they are not so accustomed to seeing humans offshore. I think their bashfulness and timidity have been ingrained into their DNA"

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All I can say is Damm!!!! A cake for Divorce.
Wow - if this is what the gals come up with, I shudder to think of what the cakes would look like if any of the guys got into baking. 

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08/03/2009 18:21 Cultura

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08/03/2009 18:17 Esteri

M.O.: RAFAH, SCONTRI TRA AGENTI EGIZIANI ED ATTIVISTI DI ONG BRITANNICA

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08/03/2009 18:11 Politica

CASA: BONAIUTI, SICURI CHE FRANCESCHINI AVREBBE DETTO NO AL PIANO

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08/03/2009 18:10 Cronaca

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08/03/2009 18:09 Sport

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08/03/2009 18:06 Politica

EDITORIA: SGARBI, CARO BENIGNI COMPRATI 'L'UNITA''

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Crabs and the Stewardess

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen 
crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. 

She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. 

He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them 
staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, 
and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. 

Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behaviour. 

Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom to announce to the 
entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, 
please raise your hand?" 

Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them. 

Two lessons here: 

1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are. 

2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think.

January 8 1935 - August 16 1977


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